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[fuckinfeelins]

[After a certain fiasco Eridan ended up being all stupid reclusive to EVERYTHING. Horray! Also like hell he's going to stay in a place with THAT happening. Oh no. Sorry Serket!

... Well that and he's been stocking up on stupid outfits while he has the freedom to. In fact, here he goes switching on the video feed to show off his newest beauty]

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[puppetfetishist]

HIPPPPPPPPPPPPPSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Video]

[fuckinfeelins]

[What is that word.

That. human word that was used.]

What? What are you fuckin' talkin' about?

[Video]

[puppetfetishist]

Hipster. Dude, you are the hipsteringest hipster to ever hip.

[Video]

[fuckinfeelins]

... And just what does hipster even fuckin' mean?

[UNSURE TO TAKE THIS AS COMPLIMENT.]

[blacktwo]

"Fucking puppet ass"

What did I miss?

[Video]

[fuckinfeelins]

Just a hilarious fuckin' present to Vriska. [/sarcasm ffff]

[Video]

[blacktwo]

The girl with the blue text? She was little uppity, but you better not have done anything stupid.

[Video]

[fuckinfeelins]

Yes, her. I'm talkin' about Vri.

Like I would do anythin' to HARM her. I wasn't even the one to give her that damn present.

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[manipul8trix]

What. The shit. Are you wearing.
Don't get me wrong. Fashion is dum8!
8ut seriously, dude, there's no need to go all out and make yourself look like the 8iggest idiot who ever lived! That's overkill. Show some class!

And shut up a8out the fucking puppets.
That shit almost got me threshed 8y some weirdass human dude!
Kind of.
8ut my point is, where were YOU????????
Some cahoots8uddy you are, asshole!

[Video]

[fuckinfeelins]

Are you jokin' with me, Vri? This happens to be the fuckin' classiest shit I can fuckin' wear right now. I mean I'll swap out the white shirt for a black one.

No you actually weren't goin' a be. Jegus. I'm still in the shops lookin' seein' if I missed anythin' that looked like somethin' I'd wear. Since I can't fuckin' get any other set of clothes that are mine.

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[manipul8trix]

I. I don't even. Eridan, you look like a douche.
The 8iggest douche.
King Douche8ag of Douchehive Palace.
So I guess that means this new look suits you perfectly! :::;D

........Actually. Hey.
If you see any orange hooded torso-covering garments while you're looting, uh.
How a8out gra88ing me one?
For a friend. O8viously I'd never wear that kind of shit myself.
So lame.
Haha.

[Vidya]

[fuckinfeelins]

Uh... Thank you so much for that, Vri.
[Do you see his eyes rolling. They are rolling.]

Oh no of course not, why would you want somethin' orange? Bein' a blue blood and all.
...
...
Plain one, right? I think I saw a couple of those around.

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[dimidiate]

Wow, that's... uh. Really purple. [ oh kid, where the hell is your fashion sense ]

[Vidya]

[fuckinfeelins]

Your point is? [Trapped within the hipster chic of course.]

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[dimidiate]

Kinda looks like your mother dressed you this morning.

[Video]

[fuckinfeelins]

[HUMAN WORDS 9_9]

What... is a mother?

[heterochromiia]

wow, you look fuckiing terriible. ii mean not that you dont normally but...thii2 ii2 wor2e than normal. can your fa2hiion 2en2e get any wor2e? thii2 ii2 why troll2 dont bother wiith that 2hiit, 2eriiou2ly.

[Video]

[fuckinfeelins]

[Don't play Sol, you're just jelly of his fashion sense.]

At least I'm takin' advantage of havin' only two sets of clothes with me for the past week. It's nice to fuckin' wear somethin' else than switchin' out the same sets of clothes.

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[heterochromiia]

iit2 pretty fuckiing poiintle22 and iit look2 terriible. and iim bliind, 2o you know iit2 GOT two be bad.

[Video]

[fuckinfeelins]

Am I here to fuckin' impress you, Sol?

The answer is, no. I'm not.