AUDIO;

[poisonousflame]

[For a voice that's never been heard on the network, this guy sounds awfully casual. There's no trace of confusion, irritation, fear, excitement, urgency.... Either he shows up in strange places every day, or he's just not phased.]

So. Who's in a place they're not supposed to be? Let's get a show of hands.

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text; OMG YOU POSTEEEEED

[timeturntable]

man what is up with that outlook on life
you just gotta chillax
go with the flow
know what im sayin bro

maybe were all meant to be here
its part of the fucking circle of life
got monkeys with shiny red asses lifting lions to the sky
tribal chants in the background
before you know it youre lookin in the sky and seeing ghost poppa

thats some goddamn zen shit right there

audio; I DID INDEED ♥

[poisonousflame]

[Ah, more colored text.]

... You had me up 'til the monkey. Unless that's a common thing around here.

text;

[timeturntable]

yeah we got monkeys everywhere in this bitch
cant even take two steps without some asante sana shoosh banana bullshit
fuck man by this point we need legislation to cut back on the monkey harassment of humans and aliens

so where you supposed to be then

audio;

[poisonousflame]

Huh. Must've missed those on my way in.

Short answer: not here.

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[timeturntable]

wow holy shit
thank you for the elaboration fitzgerald
i dont know how id have gotten that without your masterful exposition
but im not sure that answers concise enough surely you can trim it down another sentence or two

so what are we looking at here
you human, animal, alien, mineral, what
fuck dont make me play twenty questions over here
next thing you know youll be drawing pictures and making me guess the word

audio;

[poisonousflame]

[Oh, if only he knew how to draw pictures with this bracelet-thing.]

Alien's a pretty catch-all term here, isn't it? Nice and broad, covers everything that's not native to this place. Dunno if it'd cover the minerals.

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[timeturntable]

you wanna get technical doesnt cover vegetables either
but unless youre from some childrens show gone horribly wrong
pretty sure we can rule that one out

so youre not from here awesome
thanks again for that specification
pretty sure i can pinpoint where in the multiverse youre originally from now
ill take the land of evasiveness and elusive snarky bastards
final answer no takebacks

audio;

[poisonousflame]

Well, if you're gonna insist on that, I guess that'll be it.