✖ HOLOGRAM » 006

[creepersphere]

I did try to warn you all that the Spartans have proven to be extremely xenophobic. I would strongly suggest taking some form of action to prevent them gaining control over the station. In the meantime, I wish you all the best of luck in dealing with them! Some of them have proven to be particularly belligerent

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[screeee]

[Red is so disgusted right now.] Take siblings as mates?

[GROSS. DOING IT WRONG.]

[creepersphere]

It would appear so!

[screeee]

So unnatural.

video 1/idk

[sniperbitch]

video 2/idk

[sniperbitch]

What the fu--

video 3/idk

[sniperbitch]

HEY.

Where the hell did you even get that footage?!

[creepersphere]

[ oh hello buttmonkey 8) ]

The footage was readily available in the stations archives.

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[cmdr_renegade]

[Tell me more, Space Glenn Beck. I believe your every word because it meshes with my paranoia.]

Figures.

[creepersphere]

Ah, hello Commander! I hope your crew are faring well. [ c: he can't wait until he gets to melt all of them ]

[cmdr_renegade]

Well as can be expected. [Noncommittal answer is noncommittal, but she offers a short bro nod.]

I'll keep monitoring this...situation.

[creepersphere]

[ haha, 'monitoring' ]

Do let me know if there's anything I can do to be of assistance.

[has_a_hardline]

Dude, that's totally not fair.

I'm pretty sure that O'Brien is like, their dog or something. He doesn't count.

[FRANTIC BABBY HONKING HERE.] Junior what'd I tell you about not doing that when I'm on the phone.

[Sad honking.] Aww dammit.

[creepersphere]

They keep one of their own species as a pet?

[ HELLO JUNIOR HE HEARS YOU THERE he will bathe in your melted insides soon ]

[has_a_hardline]

Yeah, probably. Can't imagine he'd be much good for anything else.

[Ew no go away]

[creepersphere]

If that's how they view one of their own, I can only imagine how horribly they would treat the other species on this station.

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[manipul8trix]

Children? I'm not a kid or anything 8ut fuck that. Fuck that so hard.

[Oh Jegus. Hello, this is Vriska and she is now doing an incredibly accurate impression of a cornered howlerbeast.]

Seriously, this? Not ok. NOT OK, asshole armored space douche8ags! If any of you come anywhere NEAR me I'm going to guillotine your fucking faces off. I am way stronger than I look, ok? I'm the strongest. The strongest and 8est troll and if any of you even try anything I'm going to rip off your shameglo8es and feed them to you!!!!!!!!

[creepersphere]

Oh my, you certainly seem capable of taking care of yourself! [ sounding totally legit srs here--he's very good at hiding his condescension! ]

It may be difficult to guillotine their faces off with their armor in the way. Perhaps I can provide you with information on dealing with their shields? [ Prism would very much like to provide as much information as possible on hurting them c: ]

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[manipul8trix]

Duh! O8viously. I'm not scared of those festering bulgestains. They can 8ring it on!

And, like. Yeah. That would 8e cool. I'll forward the info onto my h8friends, too, just in case. Assholes.

[creepersphere]

Wonderful.

[ Prism initiates a nice, heavily encrypted document transfer containing details on that pesky power shielding of theirs 8) ]