Comments | singularity_rpg: 01: Audio

vespa_americana in singularity_rpg

01: Audio

Dec 07, 2010 09:03

[A voice which would not be unfamiliar to network denizens pops up. It sounds as if one of the Soldiers inhaled some helium, and this seems to be causing him some distress.]

MAYDAY! MAYDAY! CAN YOU READ ME?! UNFAMILIAR TERRITORY! POSSIBLE HOSTILES IN THE AREA! NO SIGN OF THE COLONY IN THE VICINITY! ALL UNITS REPORT ASAP! OVER!

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audio harpocratic December 7 2010, 19:00:08 UTC

[ o-oh, what a funny little voice! ]

REPORT ASAP! OVER!

audio vespa_americana December 7 2010, 19:12:44 UTC

[Gasp! He's not alone! :DDD]

I READ YOU LOUD AND CLEAR! REQUESTING ASSISTANCE TO FIND THE COLONY! OVER!

audio harpocratic December 7 2010, 19:53:13 UTC

FIND THE COLONY! OVER!

audio vespa_americana December 7 2010, 20:18:21 UTC

[D: But that's what he's trying to do! This must be a test. He can't say that he can't find them, maybe he can get a clue.]

UHH...AFFIRMATIVE! REQUESTING COORDINATES, OVER!

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screeee December 7 2010, 22:49:21 UTC

Hello! Can not read, but translators do that. No hostiles!

vespa_americana December 7 2010, 22:58:00 UTC

[!!!]

HOW DID YOU GET ON THIS FREQUENCY?! YOU DO NOT SOUND LIKE ANY SOLDIER! ARE YOU A RED?!

screeee December 8 2010, 00:14:21 UTC

This is Red, yes! [Oh boy oh boy someone that knows her.] Is this my human?

vespa_americana December 8 2010, 00:32:56 UTC

[!!!!!]

I'M NO HUMAN! AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY COLONY YOU, NO-GOOD RED!?

audio oneliners December 8 2010, 01:26:31 UTC

[ ummm what. well, whatever. It seems to be military. ]

This is Black-One, hearing you loud and clear. Please remain calm.

audio vespa_americana December 8 2010, 03:58:49 UTC

BLACK? THAT IS NOT A FACTION I HAVE HEARD OF! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY COLONY?!

audio oneliners December 8 2010, 16:33:25 UTC

[ ...well. ]

Nothing. You've been relocated. Your colony isn't here.

audio vespa_americana December 9 2010, 00:03:21 UTC

RELOCATED?! I CANNOT BE RELOCATED! YOUR MIND TRICKS WON'T WORK ON ME, MAGGOT!

[voice] enough_bodybags December 8 2010, 08:56:18 UTC

*That voice sounds familiar, but quite a few pitches too high.*

I do not zhink you vill find your units here.

[voice] vespa_americana December 9 2010, 00:00:53 UTC

[Solly can't sense colors via audio, thank goodness.]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I WON'T FIND THEM HERE?! ARE YOU ONE OF THE COLONY MEDICS?! WHAT IS YOUR ALLEGIANCE?!

[video] enough_bodybags December 9 2010, 00:07:00 UTC

*He switches the feed to video.*

I do not even know vhat you are talking about.

[audio/video] vespa_americana December 9 2010, 00:26:43 UTC

[!!!]

SO YOU RED COWARDS ARE WILLING TO SHOW YOUR FACES AFTER WHAT YOU PULLED?!

[Solly manages to switch his feed to so you can see the rage on his face...and antennae sticking out of his helmet.]

I WILL HONOR YOUR BRAVERY BY MAKING YOUR DEATH QUICK AND PAINFUL!

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notsoloyal December 8 2010, 23:06:42 UTC

It is doubtful you will find your colony here. You have been taken from your world.

vespa_americana December 9 2010, 00:02:04 UTC

HOW CAN I BE TAKEN FROM MY WORLD?! IT WAS THOSE RED BUGS, WASN'T IT?!

notsoloyal December 9 2010, 00:09:30 UTC

It is this station, you would need to take things up with Hypatia. I doubt you will get the answers you seek from her, however. From what I am aware no one has yet to find a way out of here, however I am attempting to locate a way.

Who are the Red Bugs?

vespa_americana December 10 2010, 17:31:57 UTC

HYPA-WHAT? HOW DO I FIND THIS MAGGOT THAT HAS DISPLACED ME FROM MY COLONY?!

[pauses]

THE REDS ARE OUR ENEMY! A THREAT TO THE COLONY! THEY MUST BE DESTROYED ON SIGHT! TO NOT DO SO WOULD BE TREASON!

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