1st Beat [Text]

Nov 25, 2010 22:43

, bro strider

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man my rhymes are off lately ghgngn puppetfetishist December 1 2010, 15:26:17 UTC
oh yeah i seen her around
awesome

i am the king of the beats
walkin sweet down texas streets
i got feet so fleet and rhythm elite
you gotta know ill never taste defeat

see where im from you get brought up to rhyme from birth
s how i trained the coolkid
hell me i crawled right out of that crater and as a slimy grub fresh from the egg
i killed a few droogs who were all like yah lets take this little fucker
and eat him for breakfast
but i busted out rhymes so sick they suffered from spontaneous aneurysms
and so i took their money and their drugs and sold it on the street
and with the cash i got from that i founded my own record store
which is human speak for royal beat palace
and then i started conquering all the neighboring territories
through sheer fucking pulchritude
and then one day the great stork
which is a baby delivering demon from human culture
delivered me dave
and i was like yes
at last
now i have a young one to teach the ways of the beats
so every day all day it was rap battles and lessons in irony and ninja skills
cause like i said the coolkids gonna have the empire someday and i aint gonna leave it to some pussy

yeah that plan was pretty retarded
dunno if i can take your word for him bein good at anything else
his track record aint so hot from what ive seen

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