or you could stop being a douchenozzle and just tell me but okay ill go talk to the blue chick jesus what is this an rpg 'go talk to so and so' whats next i have to take a do-rag and run halfway across the map with it squawking like a chicken
[Suspicious staring. Forever. Because none of that made sense but then you mentioned Jack Noir and WHO ARE YOU]
Ok, I'm just going to put aside all that stupid no8le slam poetry 8ullshit that I don't care a8out. Does your Jack Noir look like this douche8ag???????? http://tinyurl.com/last8oss
hey dont you dismiss my slam poetry it is the best slam poetry anyway what the fuck is with your typing youre one of those weird space douches thats always bugging dave right from the past/future anyway yeah thats him jack i mean and john apparently pretty accurate depiction of johns general reaction to shit
8ugging the Dave human? Haha, pleeeeeeeease! I have 8etter things to do with my time. So many irons in the fire! I have 8een waaaaaaaay too 8usy helping John to have 8een 8othering any of his vastly inferior 8uddies. Man! 8ut anyway. That means you were in Eg8ert's Sgru8 session! So who the fuck are you???????? It's rude to keep secrets from a lady, you know. ::::/
why the fuck should i tell you a gentleman as smooth as myself is obliged to be a cryptic motherfucker but i can give you a hint i guess just for you i ain't a player
generally tryiing two kiill you ii2nt a 2iign of a cool dude, you know. ugh, kk had the 2ame problem. how do you know hiim? are you iin a 2e22iion of 2grub?
WHAT IN THE UNGODLY SHITTING FUCK BACK UP YOUR TERRIBLE HUMAN SLAM BULLSHIT HOW DO YOU KNOW JACK NOIR? I MEAN OK I'M LATE TO THIS FROTHING SHITWIT IDIOT PARTY, I CAN SEE THAT, BUT WHAT SPECIFICALLY DO YOU HAVE TO DO WITH JACK NOIR? UGH I WAS REALLY HOPING NONE OF YOU ASSHOLES WOULD SHOW UP BUT I GUESS YOU AREN'T AN ACTUAL PLAYER FROM THEIR SESSION ANYWAY?
do not call my slam terrible my slam is the most epic slam i know jack noir because he tries to kill my ass every so often hes my great and worthy opponent and all that jazz the whole story is kind of too complicated to explain and im kind of obligated by the rules to be cryptic even if they dont apply as strongly here i mean im talking to you at all which is kind of a no-no but w/e i never gave a fuck about the rules anyway
ding ding the alien freak gets a cookie no im not a player i am what you might call an en-pee-see non player character which means that im about fifty times cooler than you and arbitrarily powerful as the plot demands
good to know that the other kids arent here though they got work to do im just a periphery ya dig
:D such a bro, pun intendedcuttlefishcullNovember 29 2010, 20:51:45 UTC
O)(, t)(at's so exciting!! Nice to meet you your majesty 38D )(-E)(-E, I t)(oug)(t you and your little coolkid )(uman seemed pretty eccentric! You )(ave to be royalty! O)( Y-EA)(, w)(oops, I s)(ould introduce myself before glubbing on about t)(at... I'm Feferi!
eccentricness is the mark of royalty and yeah prince dave is prince of radicalland he will someday inherit all its spoils on the day i die he will be the new king radical but because we are bros that is not happening any time soon
sup feferi by your typing i am gonna assume that you are one of those space dudes
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i did not have time to listen to some flickery blue chick
i was busy getting the fuck out of there and then getting groped by centipede nurses
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Maybe you should access the recording again and listen to it so you know what's going on.
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but okay ill go talk to the blue chick
jesus what is this an rpg
'go talk to so and so'
whats next
i have to take a do-rag and run halfway across the map with it
squawking like a chicken
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Ok, I'm just going to put aside all that stupid no8le slam poetry 8ullshit that I don't care a8out. Does your Jack Noir look like this douche8ag???????? http://tinyurl.com/last8oss
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it is the best slam poetry
anyway what the fuck is with your typing
youre one of those weird space douches thats always bugging dave right
from the past/future
anyway yeah thats him
jack i mean
and john apparently
pretty accurate depiction of johns general reaction to shit
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a gentleman as smooth as myself
is obliged to be a cryptic motherfucker
but i can give you a hint i guess
just for you
i ain't a player
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you know jack?
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hes my great and worthy opponent
dude had the decency to give me my sword back
before he tried to kill me again
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how do you know hiim? are you iin a 2e22iion of 2grub?
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you aint gonna understand the attitude
and sort of
kind of
by proxy yeah
and its sburb not whatever alien thing you guys played
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BACK UP YOUR TERRIBLE HUMAN SLAM BULLSHIT
HOW DO YOU KNOW JACK NOIR?
I MEAN OK I'M LATE TO THIS FROTHING SHITWIT IDIOT PARTY, I CAN SEE THAT, BUT WHAT SPECIFICALLY DO YOU HAVE TO DO WITH JACK NOIR?
UGH I WAS REALLY HOPING NONE OF YOU ASSHOLES WOULD SHOW UP
BUT I GUESS YOU AREN'T AN ACTUAL PLAYER FROM THEIR SESSION ANYWAY?
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my slam is the most epic slam
i know jack noir because he tries to kill my ass every so often
hes my great and worthy opponent and all that jazz
the whole story is kind of too complicated to explain
and im kind of obligated by the rules to be cryptic
even if they dont apply as strongly here
i mean im talking to you at all which is kind of a no-no
but w/e i never gave a fuck about the rules anyway
ding ding the alien freak gets a cookie
no im not a player
i am what you might call an en-pee-see
non player character
which means that im about fifty times cooler than you
and arbitrarily powerful as the plot demands
good to know that the other kids arent here though
they got work to do
im just a periphery ya dig
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You must be )(uman royalty 38O
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i am king radical of radical-land
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)(-E)(-E, I t)(oug)(t you and your little coolkid )(uman seemed pretty eccentric! You )(ave to be royalty!
O)( Y-EA)(, w)(oops, I s)(ould introduce myself before glubbing on about t)(at...
I'm Feferi!
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and yeah prince dave is prince of radicalland
he will someday inherit all its spoils
on the day i die he will be the new king radical
but because we are bros that is not happening any time soon
sup feferi
by your typing i am gonna assume that you are one of those space dudes
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