[01 - TEXT] Co♏♏unic8!
Ooooooookay. Firstly, whoever's in control of the whole interdimensional teleporting stuff around here? You're doing a gr8 job, just gr8! 8y which I mean that you are doing a horrifyingly 8ad job of a8solutely everything and I hope you die. I almost got my arm ripped off again 8ecause of your gross incomp8tance! And you 8roke my rocket shoes! I will m8ke you PAY for that. Just you w8!!!!!!!!
Is this useless piece of junk even working? Helloooooooo???????? I would appreci8 getting some answers! Man. The welcoming committee around here is the worst. As your chosen am8assador from Alternia, I expect to 8e treated waaaaaaaay 8etter than this in future! >::::O