Form 2M [ Video ☐ | Audio ☐ | Text ☑ | Other ☐ ]

[fistbump2verify]

[There's a single link to this.]

Yes, he is. He signed the paperwork himself.

[And below this is a copy of the paperwork. And yep - that sure is Megaman's signature.]

Comments

[mybrotherfought]

YOU DID NOT

GIVE ME

A CHANCE

TO READ IT

can I unsign the forms? What happens if I set them on fire, what then!?

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I didn't force you to sign them, I just shoved them in your face. You could have taken them and read them first.

Honestly, I thought your signing them without reading was because you must have already known what was on them. Anything else would be just irresponsible.

Unsigning is a ridiculous idea. You can't just unsign something.

And there are multiple redundant copies of them, so that wouldn't accomplish anything.

[mybrotherfought]

[FACEPALM]

I was suffering a malfunction at the time because of those stupid plants, okay? I wasn't right in the head. You were taking advantage of an indisposed robot!

...

Fine. How do I file for a breakup then?

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[Here's a forwarded copy of the breakup form.

It's a goddamn tome, man.

With subclauses. SO MANY SUBCLAUSES.

and legalese. SO MUCH LEGALESE.

And appendices like you wouldn't even believe.]

[mybrotherfought]

...

I.

Will need a lawyer.

[DETERMINED FACE THOUGH HE WILL DEFEAT THIS]

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I'm not authorized as a lawyer, but I can give legal counsel as a professional citizen.

[mybrotherfought]

...

Will that be unbiased counsel?

[fistbump2verify]

I take my professionalism very seriously.

[mybrotherfought]

... okay. If we're going to be official about this... let's make it a date.

What kind of food do you like?

[fistbump2verify]

I like Indian.

[mybrotherfought]

Okay. How's...

[PLACE] at [TIME]

[fistbump2verify]

[PLACE] is good, but perhaps [TIME] would be better?