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[mybrotherfought]

[oh hey it's megaman]

[oh hey he looks both really angry and confused]

Okay, look. No matter what this woman...

[He holds up a holo picture of fistbump2verify]

... says to you?

I.

Am.

NOT.

her boyfriend.

I don't even know her. I'm not obligated to do any boyfriendy things and I'm not interested in being ANYBODY'S boyfriend, thanks.

[RRRRGHThat's all

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[originaljoe]

First Proto now you? Man, Light really builds some ladykillers huh?

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[mybrotherfought]

This is different!

Proto at least knows Kim, right, they were friends first? This lady just kissed me on the street because of mistletoe spores! I don't even know her!

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[originaljoe]

[Stop teasing Mega? Why?]

Spores. Sure thing Mega. Come on, ya don't have ta make up some excuse ta me.

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[mybrotherfought]

I don't even know her.

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[originaljoe]

Jumpin' inta things quick then ain't ya? Kids these days.

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[mybrotherfought]

No, it's not like that! The mistletoe made me kiss her, and then while I was still dazed she shoved a bunch of papers at me, and I was glitching so I signed them because I didn't know what was going on, and now she thinks she's my girlfriend!

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[originaljoe]

[The price you pay for living with Joe, this is it.]

Sure it wasn't a marriage license? Either way, don't go makin' excuses Mega. Ya gotta be a man and take responsibility for your decisions. If ya don't want ta be with her, tell her that. Not some crap about not even knowing her.

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[mybrotherfought]

I did tell her that.

[And then he brings out the phone-book sized stack of papers]

And this is what I have to fill out to break up with her. But I am working on it.