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[mybrotherfought]

[oh hey it's megaman]

[oh hey he looks both really angry and confused]

Okay, look. No matter what this woman...

[He holds up a holo picture of fistbump2verify]

... says to you?

I.

Am.

NOT.

her boyfriend.

I don't even know her. I'm not obligated to do any boyfriendy things and I'm not interested in being ANYBODY'S boyfriend, thanks.

[RRRRGHThat's all

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[manipul8trix]

Uh-oh. You are in so much trouble, Rock Guy! All the trouble. I have seen this before.

[ The most meaningful look. ]

You need to put a stop to this right now. Before she does something supid that you will both regret! Like maybe luring you to her lair and putting on a pretty dress and smooching the shit out of you. Bleagh.

I suggest telling her that you are already Earth human married. Loudly. From a distance.

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[mybrotherfought]

Oh hell no

I'm trying! Trust me, I'm trying, but when I asked her if we could break up she told me I had to fill out nine hundred pages of paperwork.

So I am, because to hell with this, but damn!

And if I told her THAT she'd just give me more forms. Also, I can't be earth human married, as I am not a human.

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[manipul8trix]

You can be Earth human married without being an Earth human, chump! You just have to get Earth married to an Earth human.

But okay! Not working for you. Fine! But at least be assertive. God. Don't just lie back and take her stupid dumb form-based-hoofbeastshit! Because that sends a message. A message that tells her that she can totally bulgefuck you in eighty different ways if she has the right paperwork!

[...]

Not. Literally.

[...]

Wait, no, scratch that. Maybe literally.

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[mybrotherfought]

[visible shudder]

She's a human though, I can't hurt her, which is what I'd do if she was a robot. Er. and. To. Clarify, I don't hurt anybody who isn't a robot. Strict robot-only hurting policy here.

But anyway I really really hope she doesn't do that because I don't even think I'm properly equipped for that sort of thing, also it seems disgusting and it'd probably mess up my geafadlsjf AUGH don't. Want to think. About it.

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[manipul8trix]

[ THE MOST FRUSTRATED GROAN. ] No no no no no no no no. You're doing it wrong. You see what you just did? You just blurted out a huge-ass nook-gaping weakness! Why. Why would you do that.

Policies are made to be broken! Or poked at. Or edged around while making sure the legislacerators aren't watching. If you can't hurt incredibly irritating humans who are lusting after your roboparts, then you need to find somebody who can!

[ EYEBROW

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LIKE

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[mybrotherfought]

... okay, granted, you have a great point about the rules. I've never been much good at following them. [smile]

But! I think you can agree that robots have a bad enough reputation here, and I'd really rather avoid doing anything drastic.

... but.

If this whole breakup thing doesn't work out, maybe we could work something out. Because seriously she just isn't getting it.