[‘Sup network? Have a closeup of a costumed face you haven’t seen before: it’s the Flash. Sacrosanct’s speedster count has just increased by one.
He has - and it might shock some of his acquaintances if they were here - figured out how to use the little band-shaped communicator around his wrist in record time, although it quickly becomes clear he
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I'm afraid there's no one here capable of putting you back in your own world at the moment.
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I guess that means Batman isn't here. Great. What about the rest of the League? Seen any of them?
[Because who hasn't heard of the Justice League?]
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...I can't say I'm familiar with anyone by the name of "Batman" [What a lame name. Seriously. Who thinks that bats are at all awesome to associate with.] or anyone who associates with a league.
[Is it a little-league? Were those the kids he'd been mentioning? Or perhaps he's looking for another alternate version of the Ultimates?]
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This just keeps getting better and better. Guess I'm stuck waiting until they notice I'm gone and figure something out on their end.
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It's possible they may not notice that you're gone. Another from my world has been here for three months but in our world he was never absent.
[Sorry to give you the bad news but she doesn't believe in false hope.]
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[After all of the complaining they do about how loud and obnoxious he is, they'd better notice he's gone.]
... three months? How long has this place been going?
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[She shrugs. She hasn't looked too deeply into the matter.]
And it's possible your friends might not notice considering how time and space appears to be warped in this instance.
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[Whining? Who, Wally? Never!]
You know what the really weird thing is? This is like, the third time I've been teleported to some freaky alternate reality.
There's gotta be some sort of insurance I can buy for this kind of thing.
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I wouldn't know. I've only been here a handful of days, myself...
[She pauses a beat.]
How did you manage to find your way back from these other realities?
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Hold on for a minute. I'll be right back.
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Yeah, no, we need a new portal.
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Yes, I think if it was simply a matter of going back through that tear, people would have months ago.
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[Wally West, the eternal optimist.]
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[She could concede that much.]
I don't suppose you'd care to introduce yourself or how you acquired that apparent super speed of yours, would you?
[Going for the direct questions!]
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I'm the Scarlet Witch. What trade might that be, Flash?
[Yes, he's getting her mutant name. He'll have to earn her given one.]
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