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[gotta_go_flash]

[‘Sup network? Have a closeup of a costumed face you haven’t seen before: it’s the Flash. Sacrosanct’s speedster count has just increased by one.

He has - and it might shock some of his acquaintances if they were here - figured out how to use the little band-shaped communicator around his wrist in record time, although it quickly becomes clear he

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[spinjump]

[A blur, huh? So that's another speedster. Well, have some blurry video as well, as Sonic appears, a chili dog in hand. He takes a bite out of it and leans back against a building.]

There's fast food, dude. Just not there.

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[gotta_go_flash]

[First thought? You sure are blue. Blue and probably some kind of alien.

...

Then again, Kilowogg is pink and looks like a cross between a pig and a Jack-o-Lantern, so who's to say the little blue dude isn't decent company?]

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[gotta_go_flash]

... so. What would I have to promise you in exchange for one of those?

[And when the Flash says "one," do note he means more like "ten."]

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[spinjump]

Tell ya what.

[He tosses the chili dog into the air, catching it in his other hand.]

I'll set you up free of charge.

[Why? Because it sure beats the stuff at the soup kitchens, and Flash seems like a cool dude.]

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[gotta_go_flash]

You're a lifesaver, man. I've had the munchies for at least the last ten minutes.

[He really ought to be more suspicious of such convenience, but he's not especially well acquainted with the word. Friendly people are friendly people and that's that as far as Wally is concerned.]

Where do I sign?

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[spinjump]

Just swing by Kurzweil. It's...

[Here, have a location ping!]

Right here.