[audio] 002 | gunnar golmen (encryption: loki odinson)

[trollololoki]

| Encryption - Ultimates (Pietro, Wanda) |

This one's free, Pietro. Proof to allay your doubts.

[A simple statement accompanied by a slight chuckle.]

Happy holidays, both of you.

[Then, a pause.]

Enjoy it while it lasts.

[Loki suggesting that he could take away Wanda as easily as he 'brought' her? Nah. NEVER.]

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[doesthemath]

[FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. So unhappy right now.]

To you as well.

[Said in a tone of "Fuck you and the frost giant you rode in on."]

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[trollololoki]

[Now, now, Wanda; that would be incest and incest is wr-- wait. Forgot who this was coming from.]

Settling in well, I take it.

Pietro has, no doubt, found you?

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[doesthemath]

He has, and well enough considering the circumstances.

I imagine you've been keeping busy?

[Direct questions weren't going to work so let's see what he might volunteer.]

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[trollololoki]

Those circumstances being 'trapped on a space station without his dear and loving sister' rather than 'in my company.' Vague accusations don't suit the company.

Now, busy is a human concept. When trapped within a lifespan of one hundred years, I imagine I would always be busy with one thing or another.

It's a good thing I have a great deal more time than that available.

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[doesthemath]

I thought you had been referring to my settling in but I suppose I could support these vague accusations instead.

[Because you suck and she hates your face.]

Still, I suppose it would be too much to hope that you'd drop any hints about what it is you're planning.

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[trollololoki]

Do you draw a line between yourself and Pietro? The comment could apply to either of you, if you look at the angle of it and change the genders as you will.

[Yes, Pietro, he did just belatedly call you a girl. ...and Wanda a boy.]

Can't have you knowing too much before it happens. There's an art to these things that Thor, at least, appreciates.

[A chuckle, then a thoughtful 'hrm'.]

Since you will undoubtedly valiantly play the part of the saviours, discarding your disdain for humanity in order to save the lot, I'll give you a heads up.

But not for a month or two more. These things can't be rushed.

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[doesthemath]

[She ignores the barbs. Pietro was hardly a girl, and Wanda was more than secure in her femininity.]

Yes, your brother seemed highly appreciative of your last efforts.

[If one would call Thor kicking Loki's ass "appreciative."]

Do you mean a month and a half or two before your plan goes into motion, or before you'll give us a heads up?

[He was likely lying, but she could try to glean more information from him.]

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[trollololoki]

[That sounds like a burn, Wanda. Good attempt! But, that hardly kicked his ass in comparison to later...]

Thor is ignorant to the good that I did him with that, but this is the way my brother is. If I wanted a thank-you card, I would bake him cookies - ultimately useless, but obvious even to he.

Now, now. Try not to be too demanding when I've tossed out such a fine bone. You have my word that I will warn you, but only a charlatan would claim that warning given after the fact suffices.

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[doesthemath]

And what exactly is the word of one who lies as easily as he breathes worth?

Or am I to trust it on the weight of your own personal sense of honor?

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[trollololoki]

You have to start somewhere, if you want the full experience.

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[doesthemath]

[Wanda recoils physically from that statement. As if she waned any experiences involving Loki.]

Hmph.

[She hangs up.]