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Dec 23, 2011 02:43

NO MORE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS.
NO MORE.

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ecto_biologist December 23 2011, 08:53:41 UTC

karkat, i am not going to stop my sloppy makeouts.
unless you give me a reason that doesn't equate to more or less the following sentence.
"FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY."

selfkismesis December 23 2011, 08:54:21 UTC

CAN I STILL USE PREGNANCY AS AN EXCUSE?

ecto_biologist December 23 2011, 08:55:44 UTC

after half the station got a run down on how pregnancies work?
i'm going to say, uh.
no.
probably not.

selfkismesis December 23 2011, 08:56:57 UTC

FINE.
FUCK YOU IS MY REASON.
FUCK YOU IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDN'T ENGAGE IN SLOPPY MAKEOUTS WITH EVERY ASSHOLE (INCLUDING ONES NAMED VRISKA SERKET, I KNOW YOU IDIOTS ARE MAKING OUT AND THAT IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING) YOU MEET.

ecto_biologist December 23 2011, 09:01:56 UTC

...i don't see what the big deal is if i have sloppy makeouts with vriska.
i mean it's not like you haven't had your share.

selfkismesis December 23 2011, 09:04:46 UTC

OH MY GOD YOU JUST CONFESSED TO HAVING SLOPPY MAKEOUTS WITH VRISKA HRUIGHOSUIGHDFKHGLKJDSHKGDFHIDFUSGHODUIFGIOS

ecto_biologist December 23 2011, 09:06:01 UTC

you had sloppy makeouts with jade!
at our house!
there was clicking involved!

selfkismesis December 23 2011, 09:08:30 UTC

WOW, ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW?!
IS THIS A MOMENT IN MY TERRIBLE LIFE OF HORRIBLE OCCURRENCES?
NOT ONLY HAVE YOU MENTIONED THAT YOU SLOBBER YOUR SHITTY BULBOUS FLESHBUMPS ALL OVER VRISKA'S, TONGUES AND DROOL EVERYWHERE, HANDS PROBABLY INADVERTENTLY DRIFTING DOWNWARD TO BUTT TERRITORY,
BUT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THAT WHICH MUST NOT BE MENTIONED.

ecto_biologist December 23 2011, 09:10:32 UTC

you started this with your attempt to ban sloppy makeouts, karkat.
i am simply providing the people with information they must know about their advocate of celibacy.
also i am free to talk about my makeouts with vriska but imagining what i'm doing with my hands during said makeouts is none of your damn business, dude!
seriously.

selfkismesis December 23 2011, 09:14:35 UTC

YOU'VE TOUCHED HER BUTT, HAVEN'T YOU?

ecto_biologist December 23 2011, 09:16:38 UTC

karkat, why and when did you think this was a question appropriate to ask.
like, let's search that thinkpan of yours.
was this really the wisest move?

selfkismesis December 23 2011, 09:19:23 UTC

YOU
TOUCHED
THE BUTT.

ecto_biologist December 23 2011, 09:20:57 UTC

so what if i touched her butt?
in case you haven't noticed we are kind of a thing!
i mean, at least we don't make out where everyone can see us, jeez.

selfkismesis December 23 2011, 09:23:57 UTC

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE HER BUTT HAS BEEN?!

ecto_biologist December 23 2011, 09:24:56 UTC

karkat i am about 90% sure you are not the person who should be trying to talk to me about vriska's butt.

1/3 selfkismesis December 23 2011, 09:28:27 UTC

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