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NO MORE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS.
NO MORE.

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why you gotta hate tho

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STRIDER, MY LOATHING (FOR THIS SITUATION, NOT YOU, JOHN DON'T GET INVOLVED) IS EQUATABLE TO A BLOODTHIRSTY, RABID WOOFBEAST THAT HAS ROAMED THE ARCTIC ASSBACKWARDS TERRITORIES OF THE NORTH, ATTEMPTING TO DELIVER SOME SORT OF MEDICAL HEALTHPACKAGE TO A TROLL IT THINKS IT WILL LUSUS (NOW A VERB) FROM THE BRINK OF DEATH.
HALFWAY THROUGH THIS NOBLE BEAST'S JOURNEY, IT DECIDES THAT EVERYONE'S FULL OF SHIT, SELLS THE MEDICAL SUPPLIES ON THE BLACK MARKET, BUYS ITSELF SOME FIREARMS, AND PUTS ITSELF OUT OF ITS OWN MISERY.

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hahahahahahaha
i have no fucking clue where you were going with it but seems legit
anyway im throwing out any of the shit i find
so hey looks like youre in the clear
and besides

wait hold up
how does a woofbeast know what firearms are

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WAS THAT SERIOUSLY A QUESTION YOU JUST ASKED?

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dude just hear me out
look
just
pretend youre a woofbeast for a moment aight
the wind running through your noble hair
your audiosponges pricking up at the slightest sign of your charge being endangered
you probably eat a bug and dont even fucking care
you following me so far

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NO.

THIS IS STUPID.

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attaboy
youre beginning to learn

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i

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im

6/6 done

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im proud of you man

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man, i am loving all these subject lines

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