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Dec 14, 2011 23:54

alright all you fuckasses ( Read more... )

jack noir (au)

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mirthfulness December 15 2011, 04:57:01 UTC
yeah, i didn't read none of that.
FOUND IT HARD TO REALLY GIVE A MOTHERFUCK
with all that text.

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selfkismesis December 15 2011, 04:57:53 UTC
GAMZEE, TAKE SOME FUCKING NOTES.
THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT.

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mirthfulness December 15 2011, 05:00:58 UTC
BRO, THEY WERE ALL PLAYING US FOR MOTHERFUCKIN SAPS BEFORE.
why would this shit be any different?

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selfkismesis December 15 2011, 05:02:37 UTC
BECAUSE IT'S JACK.
HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
AND THIS IS CRAZY WEIRD DAVE PREGNANCIES.
NOT JUST PREGNANCY IN GENERAL.

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mirthfulness December 15 2011, 05:04:06 UTC
...
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NOPE.

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selfkismesis December 15 2011, 05:04:57 UTC
WHAT.

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mirthfulness December 15 2011, 05:11:23 UTC
ain't gonna believe a word of it.
NOT A MOTHERFUCKIN WORD.
motherfuckers done went and cried all like motherfuckin woofbeasts in this bitch.
AND I AIN'T GONNA TAKE THAT SHIT WITHOUT THERE BEING GOOD REASON.
fuck earth pregnancy.
FUCK ALL MOTHERFUCKIN PREGNANCY OCCURRENCE TYPES.
there's not gonna be no pregnant gamzees
SO WHAT'S THE REST OF THIS GOOD FOR?
nothin.
GOOD DAY, SIR.
take your grubtalk and go.

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sfx_balls December 15 2011, 05:06:16 UTC
then ill fucking summarize it for you you lazy shit

no one is allowed to get pregnant
if anyone gets pregnant theyll probably die
or the kid will murder them in their sleep
and its all daves fault

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mirthfulness December 15 2011, 05:13:52 UTC
no one here's getting pregnant.
SO WHAT'S YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN POINT?

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sfx_balls December 15 2011, 05:15:06 UTC
my point is damn straight no one is getting fucking pregnant
so whats your point asshole

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mirthfulness December 15 2011, 05:17:03 UTC
that was the most motherfuckin stupid of answers.

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sfx_balls December 15 2011, 05:20:38 UTC
if youve got so much of a huge fucking problem with me telling everyone this important fucking information then why dont you do us both a favor and get out of my post
im not taking any of your bullshit kid
and if you get invimanism and end up with a bunch of freaky pink grubs in buckets or some shit itll be your own damn fault

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mirthfulness December 15 2011, 05:24:23 UTC
WHAT IF I WANT A BUNCH OF LITTLE PINK MOTHERFUCKIN GRUBS?
what then?
WHAT THEN, MOTHERFUCKER?
i'd show them all who to be making a nice meal out of.

[Rational? We don't know this word.]

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sfx_balls December 15 2011, 05:28:02 UTC
what the fuck
why would you even want that
theyd just want to kill [...humans

oh

shit]

if anyone did that i would murder every last one of them
every
single
mutant
grub
i already said so dumbass
so dont even THINK about it

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mirthfulness December 15 2011, 06:00:29 UTC
you'd have to get past me first, brother.
I'D CRACK OPEN A CAN OF FULL ON HARSHWHIMSY SO MOTHERFUCKIN FAST
so fast, motherfucker
IT'D LEAVE YOUR HEAD SPINNING ALL LIKE A TOP I DONE WHIPPED FREE OFF A RED THREAD OF MIRACLE MURDER.

[Honestly, he's not really sure what he's saying anymore.]

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sfx_balls December 15 2011, 06:10:40 UTC
harshwhimsy
are you serious

look kid
ive killed overpowered brats a million times more threatening than you
i think i can handle one more

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