Seventh Offense - Audio; White Christmas

Dec 13, 2011 13:39

Well. We seem to have a holiday atmosphere on our hands. If any of you folks need blankets or heaters or something, I'll be happy t'help out.

[Except for you, Robot Soundwave BB|]

Audio; Encrypted 100% to Optimus Prime, Alex Mercer, and Convoy )

barricade (au)

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video; fuckinghubble December 13 2011, 20:01:49 UTC
Never would've thought I'd have to invest in a space heater on a fucking space station, but there always seems to be room for surprises around here.

So, you got any of those?

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audio; namesnotprowl December 13 2011, 20:04:26 UTC
Picked up quite a bit of cold weather stuff when this started, including one of those.

Where you want me to drop it off?

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audio; fuckinghubble December 13 2011, 20:07:44 UTC
Sweet. Just leave it at my flat.

[Have an immediate location ping to one of the apartments in Doctorow.]

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audio; namesnotprowl December 13 2011, 20:11:35 UTC
I'll deliver it as soon as I can.

[It will take some driving, but you shall have a space heater hand-delivered by a cop car~]

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audio; fuckinghubble December 13 2011, 21:42:27 UTC
No worries. I don't think I've reached Snowman Status yet.

[Oh dear. Not every day you see that.]

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audio; namesnotprowl December 13 2011, 23:05:02 UTC
If you do, then I've got a fantastic nickname for you.

[You'd forever be 'Frosty'. The unfortunate part of this delivery is that his holoform was not intended for hauling large objects, so cop car turns into a robot to pry it out of his chassis compartment.]

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audio; fuckinghubble December 14 2011, 00:29:22 UTC
In that case, you're probably going to find yourself disappointed. I'm no stranger to bipolar weather patterns -- I just wasn't expecting it here, so my electric heating is a little... inadequate.

[...Raimi shouldn't be freaked out by that, at all. But goddamn, he doesn't deal with the robots in person all that much. Or at all. So. It's still pretty fucking weird for him.]

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audio; namesnotprowl December 14 2011, 00:46:33 UTC
Guess I'll just have t'find something else to call you. And honestly? I wasn't either. Kinda just started picking all this up.

[Barricade only wishes he could see Raimi's face about it. He doesn't get to freak people out much anymore.]

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audio; fuckinghubble December 14 2011, 02:14:52 UTC
You'll have to settle for just Raimi until then.

Do you normally make a habit of collecting random things?

[It's a hard knock life, for Barricade.]

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audio; namesnotprowl December 14 2011, 02:40:06 UTC
Damn. Raimi it is, then.

Not until Skyfire pointed the snow out last night. Figured people might want these and not want to go out in the weather for them.

[Such a difficult existence.]

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audio; fuckinghubble December 14 2011, 03:01:10 UTC
Aww, sorry. Did I just put a damper on your potential fun?

I see. Not everyone is cut out for it.

[Woe, woooeee!]

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audio; namesnotprowl December 14 2011, 03:25:20 UTC
Nah. You've left me plenty t'work with~

Well, not everyone tolerates cold.

[#firstworldrobotproblems]

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audio; fuckinghubble December 14 2011, 03:58:41 UTC
I'll bake you a goddamn cake or something if you can come up with anything good. And I don't even bake, but I'll do it anyway.

Heh. Not everyone is from Canada, either. Or Utah. Now that's fucking cold.

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audio; namesnotprowl December 14 2011, 05:01:24 UTC
Just give me some time. But you don't have t'bake just for little old me.

Ugh. Pass. New York State was bad enough f'r me when I was there.

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audio; fuckinghubble December 15 2011, 01:10:22 UTC
I'll be waiting with your grade in hand.

...you've been to New York?

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audio; namesnotprowl December 15 2011, 03:22:26 UTC
Yes. Not the city, though. Too... [Dangerous] ... Crowded.

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