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[has_a_hardline]

[Oh god, what is that? MJOLNIR really should not come with that range of color selectable. Bright Aqua really has no place on the battlefield. Or anywhere. EVER.]Wow, an automated message tour. Really rolled out the fucking welcome wagon for that one, huh? Hey, you know what would be an even better idea? Moving all the crap that gets dumped into

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[heterochromiia]

wow, what the fuck ii2 that color, why would you even wear that kiind of body armor

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[has_a_hardline]

It's Aqua. Your turn.

Why the hell would you type in such a shitty looking yellow? That might actually be the ugliest color I've ever seen, and I had to regularly look at someone in bright fucking orange.

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[heterochromiia]

you do know youre a2kiing two get 2hot iin a warzone wiith color2 that briight riight

becau2e iit2 my blood color, 2hiithead. all troll2 type iin theiir blood color. except vanta2 becau2e he2 a pu22y, he ju2t u2e2 gray.

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[has_a_hardline]

Assuming I am from a warzone. So tactless, man. Maybe where I'm from, everyone is extremely delicate and needs the armor to live. Such an ass.

First rule of being a troll is don't admit you are a troll. Nice try with the blood color thing though.

[notsoloyal]

[Bright aqua is nothing compared to some Transformers. That armor colour choice just seems so normal.]

I honestly do not think the A.I. cares. Or maybe she just enjoys watching people get hurt when they arrive.

[has_a_hardline]

Oh yeah, you mean the one who showed up on some automated message bullshit thing when I got here?
Funny, she didn't seem to be a that much of a bitch on that thing.

[notsoloyal]

That is the one. It is possible that she is not, however considering how many are here, and have gone through that. It is doubtful, as I seriously doubt she is not intelligent to know that it painful to get thrown into that giant pile.

[has_a_hardline]

Yeah, no shit.
Where the fuck is she anyway? Do I just call her? We're going to have a few words about how the fuck to move that thing.

[suckitimashark]

[Ship parts? Awwww yeaaaah]
Didn't happen to see a life support system amidst your downward flailing, did you?

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[has_a_hardline]

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Well I didn't have time to fucking look. Maybe we can throw your ass in the pile and see if you can find anything.

[suckitimashark]

Been there, done that. [Grins.]

Useful shit in there- say. That's an interesting suit you have there...

[has_a_hardline]

If it's so useful, you look through it.

[She knows that tone of voice. It is not a good tone.] Yeah, but the armor those other guys have is a lot more interesting.

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[savor_last_shot]

Your universe is popular.

[So helpful, Garrus.]

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[has_a_hardline]

Like fuck it is. If you're talking about all those other armored dudes some yellow text guy told me about, I'm not with them.

[Don't associate her with professionals, man. Gonna damage her rep.]

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[nobleleader]

[ oh hey, read those other threads, and :| is like HOW DID YOU GUYS GET THIS ARMOR. ]

If you're not with us, then how did you get that armor?

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[has_a_hardline]

Do you honestly think this is the real thing like your is? [SO AMUSE.]

It's pretty sub-standard armor for everyone who [Air "] aren't real soldiers [Air "]. The most it can do is be heavy as fuck metal armor, the whole filtering air thing, and help me jump higher than normal.

Don't make me explain the whole thing. It's really long and really boring.

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[nobleleader]

No. But I'd be just as interested to know how you got a knockoff and who manufactured it.

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[has_a_hardline]

By getting it from our Command right before I got assigned to Blood Gulch? It's sort of like a Red team Blue team thing, except they're run by the same guy and no one will believe me when I tell them.
As for that last question, you're shit outta luck because I have no idea.