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[pythianjudgment]

[The feed clicks on to show a certain blind alien girl sitting in a random cafe. She has her feet propped up on one of the tables and she's leaning back in her chair, grinning from ear to ear. Her white dragon cane is laid across her lap, and in her hands are a few loose sheets of paper.]Hello Sacrosanct! It has come to my attention that I've been

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[mirthfulness]

Ahahaha...

Shit, sis. Think my pipes done dripped out a single motherfuckin' tear at that recitation.

[pythianjudgment]

It is a heartwrenching tale! I am not at all surprised that it touched you so deeply!

[mirthfulness]

My heart's all a motherfuckin' flutter.

That's some pure classic storytellin' you got.

[pythianjudgment]

It will be a classic that will be retold throughout time. And Vriska will be immortalized as one of the greatest writers of our generation!

...Or maybe just one of the funniest.

[mirthfulness]

Ain't this like one of those romcoms best friend is always on about?

[pythianjudgment]

Oh jegus, Gamz. Possibly! It is in fact very likely that Vriska based her shitty love fantasies on the exact same cliches that Karkat obsesses over daily. I would not be at all surprised!

[mirthfulness]

Maybe you should up and lend the bro a copy.

[pythianjudgment]

Hehe, yes, I think I can hook a brother up! What kind of friend would I be otherwise?

[mirthfulness]

Not a very good one. Good to know you got your priorities all at where they motherfuckin' should be.

that icon is terrifying /sob

[pythianjudgment]

Gamz, I am pretty sure you will always rank higher than Vriska in my books. After all, my priorities have a solid foundation in who is and is not a metaphorical bag of bonebulges! And when it comes to being a dick, Vriska Serket is the best there is!

eheheh

[mirthfulness]

Well you know, sis, every motherfucker's gotta have somethin' to excel at.

gamzee...gamzee, shhhh only nice faces now...

[pythianjudgment]

If being a dick was a sport, there would be excelling at said sport, and then there would be creating the sport itself!

Which is a dumb analogy because being a dick isn't a sport, but I'm still pretty sure that Vriska invented it.

[mirthfulness]

Hahaha. Maybe you got that all motherfuckin' right.

So are you waxin' all the motherfuckin' black for her or what?

[pythianjudgment]

[Welp. That wipes the grin off her face.]

What? Haha, wow. No! It's nothing like that, okay? She's just a bitch.

[mirthfulness]

You sure?

You can be all honest as a motherfuck with me, sis. I won't tell a single other motherfucker.

[pythianjudgment]

I am pretty sure that the thought of being black with Vriska is enough to turn my stomach, but thanks for that stunning mental imagery! I will cherish it always.