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Dec 10, 2011 16:35

QUERY: Why is the population fascinated with reproduction?

CURRENT ENVIRONMENT NOT IDEAL FOR PROCREATION.

SUGGESTION: REFRAIN.

[ Certainly this recent quality on the network isn't improving his opinion on meatbags organics. ]

( CONVOY | Encrypted 100% )

soundwave (prime)

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[Voice | Piggyback encryption] knight4darkness December 11 2011, 02:06:19 UTC

...so you do know how to actually start a conversation.

['sup, mr. wake-you-up-from-a-nightmare-in-the-worst-way-possible.]

text | encrypted slenderbot December 11 2011, 03:14:18 UTC

[ Oh, so you do know how to say other things than curses. ]

SPEECH: OFTEN UNNECESSARY.

STATUS: INJURIES?

[ He's not asking out of concern. He's being a jerk. ]

permavoice/crypt unless noted knight4darkness December 11 2011, 03:15:48 UTC

I've recovered.

[he's managing to keep the suspicion out, but he does still sound awful flat. y u ask?]

'cypt unless noted/font will show the switch, k slenderbot December 11 2011, 03:58:54 UTC

GOOD.

[ Can't have such a valuable treasure of information remain damaged. ]

`Unicron did worse.` [ Sound familiar? ]

k knight4darkness December 11 2011, 04:00:38 UTC

[LONG

SILENCE.

and then, in an even flatter tone]

Hn.

slenderbot December 11 2011, 04:13:34 UTC

ELABORATE.

knight4darkness December 11 2011, 04:14:30 UTC

No.

slenderbot December 11 2011, 04:26:37 UTC

YOU WILL IN TIME.

knight4darkness December 11 2011, 04:27:38 UTC

If I do, it will be of my volition, not another's order.

slenderbot December 11 2011, 05:28:50 UTC

THAT IS THE CHOICE.

[ Willing or he'll take it. They'll just have to see what it comes down to. ]

knight4darkness December 11 2011, 05:30:11 UTC

Tch.

[come at me bro]

You'd be better off deleting the memory from your hard drive.

slenderbot December 11 2011, 08:02:25 UTC

'Airachnid! You're in command until my return.`
`Your return from where?`
`From my audience with Unicron.`

[ And that's exactly why Soundwave won't do anything of the sort. ]

knight4darkness December 11 2011, 08:06:55 UTC

[WELL NOW YOU HAVE HIS ATTENTION. the voice sounds familiar, but it takes a few seconds to actually process /why/, unlike the instinct of before. his vents can be heard cycling on, a subtle sign of agitation.]

He is either suicidal or an imbecile. Perhaps both.

slenderbot December 11 2011, 08:16:01 UTC

[ There is a slight hiss that comes over the audio, from Soundwave's vents. Someone is not pleased to hear you insult his master. ]

`I feel your presence. I share your very spark! I call on you as my lord and master, almighty Unicron!"

[ Just a little more elaboration. See, Megatron's business was his business. ]

1/? knight4darkness December 11 2011, 08:18:35 UTC

[W H E L P]

2/? knight4darkness December 11 2011, 08:18:52 UTC

[T H A T]

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