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QUERY: Why is the population fascinated with reproduction?

CURRENT ENVIRONMENT NOT IDEAL FOR PROCREATION.

SUGGESTION: REFRAIN.

[ Certainly this recent quality on the network isn't improving his opinion on meatbags organics. ]

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[selfkismesis]

FUCK YOUR SUGGESTIONS.

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[slenderbot]

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ACKNOWLEDGED.
//file transfer: PARENTING101.pdf

[ Have a book on baby care, Karkat. ]

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[selfkismesis]

-- carcinoGeneticist [cG] rejected file "PARENTING101.pfd". --

NOPE.
STILL FUCKING YOUR SUGGESTIONS.
IN A CONSTANT STATE OF FUCK YOU
FUCK YOUR SUGGESTIONS
AND NOPE.
IT'S A DANGEROUS CYCLE TO BE CAUGHT IN, BUT I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER.
HA HA.

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[slenderbot]

[ You are a strange, simple thing... ]

ACKNOWLEDGED.
YOU WISH TO REMAIN MISINFORMED.

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ONLY WHERE SHITTY ROBOTS ARE INVOLVED.

I THINK YOU'RE A ROBOT.
NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT.
NO ONE.

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NEGATIVE.
I AM AN AUTONOMOUS INORGANIC BEING.