WHAT WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN'T JUST CALL ME OUT. I'VE GOT SHIT TO DO IMPORTANT LEADERLY SHIT THAT REQUIRES COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF TIME, ENERGY, AND BULLSHIT. THINGS YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. AND EVEN IF YOU'RE TEMPTING ME WITH SWEETS AND SODAS AND FUCK I CAN'T DO THIS. FINE.
It's an old human classic romcom called "Say Anything". It was a pretty big deal back in the 1980's when it came out, I think. John Cusack is ALWAYS fun, though! It's one of his I haven't seen yet. :D I'll be all ready for you in about an hour, ok? <3
GOOD. I DIDN'T QUESTION YOUR CLAIM OF "JOHN CUSACK IS ALWAYS FUN" BECAUSE IT IS A STATEMENT OF FACT, COMPLETELY PROVEN BY SCIENCE AND LOGIC, AN UNDENIABLE PART OF NATURE. HE IS A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT, MUCH LIKE THE PHRASE "HELLO" AND "FUCK YOU." HIS GLORY TRANSCENDS BOUNDARIES AND GIVES EVEN THE MOST HOPELESS, SHITFEASTING WIGGLER A REASON TO LIVE.
THE "KITTEN" NICKNAME YOU'VE TAKEN TO CALLING ME? NOT SO MUCH.
Awww, but it fits you so well! If it's not "kitten", it's gonna be something more generic and possibly more embarrassing. Like "sweetie-pie" or "honey bun"...
...okay, okay, I'm kidding, I won't call you honey bun.
OH FUCK, FOR A SECOND THERE, I THOUGHT YOU'D DECIDED THAT YOU'D RATHER TALKING TO ME WHEN I'M DEAD. BECAUSE MY FIRST COURSE OF ACTION AFTER BEING CALLED "HONEY BUN" WOULD BE TO TEAR OUT MY BLOODPUMP WITH MY TEETH AND CONSUME ITS FLESH IN THE MOST AGONIZING DEATH IMAGINABLE.
NOW STOP TALKING AT ME. I'LL SHOW UP SOON. AND BY "SOON" I MEAN WHENEVER THE FUCK I FEEL LIKE IT AND IS ALSO NOT ON TIME.
WHAT THE FUCK
YOU CAN'T JUST CALL ME OUT.
I'VE GOT SHIT TO DO
IMPORTANT LEADERLY SHIT THAT REQUIRES COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF TIME, ENERGY, AND BULLSHIT.
THINGS YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
AND EVEN IF YOU'RE TEMPTING ME WITH SWEETS
AND
SODAS
AND
FUCK I CAN'T DO THIS.
FINE.
WHAT'S THE MOVIE.
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John Cusack is ALWAYS fun, though! It's one of his I haven't seen yet. :D
I'll be all ready for you in about an hour, ok?
<3
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I'M NOT TELLING YOU WHEN.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SALVAGE MY DIGNITY AT THIS POINT.
THIS HAD BETTER BE A DAMN GOOD MOVIE.
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I hear it's good. And it's John Cusack!
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I DIDN'T QUESTION YOUR CLAIM OF "JOHN CUSACK IS ALWAYS FUN" BECAUSE IT IS A STATEMENT OF FACT, COMPLETELY PROVEN BY SCIENCE AND LOGIC, AN UNDENIABLE PART OF NATURE.
HE IS A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT, MUCH LIKE THE PHRASE "HELLO" AND "FUCK YOU."
HIS GLORY TRANSCENDS BOUNDARIES AND GIVES EVEN THE MOST HOPELESS, SHITFEASTING WIGGLER A REASON TO LIVE.
THE "KITTEN" NICKNAME YOU'VE TAKEN TO CALLING ME?
NOT SO MUCH.
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If it's not "kitten", it's gonna be something more generic and possibly more embarrassing. Like "sweetie-pie" or "honey bun"...
...okay, okay, I'm kidding, I won't call you honey bun.
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BECAUSE MY FIRST COURSE OF ACTION AFTER BEING CALLED "HONEY BUN" WOULD BE TO TEAR OUT MY BLOODPUMP WITH MY TEETH AND CONSUME ITS FLESH IN THE MOST AGONIZING DEATH IMAGINABLE.
NOW STOP TALKING AT ME.
I'LL SHOW UP SOON.
AND BY "SOON" I MEAN WHENEVER THE FUCK I FEEL LIKE IT AND IS ALSO NOT ON TIME.
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GO! Show up like the wind! The not-on-time, totally dignified wind!
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