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[chozobloodrites]

[The feed is dark, painfully dark, it takes a moment to adjust before you can see-

Oh, Chozo elders, is she dead? No, no, Samus is alive, she's blinking. Everything else about her looks dead, though. Or dying. Or rather unkempt to the point of appearing to decompose, that's a better thing to say. Seriously, the girl is a bit ... uh, grungy. She

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[selfkismesis]

I CAN ACTUALLY SMELL YOU THROUGH THE NETWORK.
MY SNIFF NODES COMMITTED SUICIDE.
THANKS, ASSHOLE.

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[chozobloodrites]

That is physically impossible.

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[selfkismesis]

YOU HAVE COMPLETELY REWRITTEN THE LAWS OF REALITY AND WHAT IS DEFINED AS POSSIBLE AND IMPOSSIBLE.
THIS IS A FEAT NEVER BEFORE ACHIEVED BY MAN, TROLL, OR OTHER BULLSHIT ALIEN.

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[chozobloodrites]

... Huh. I will get in the shower, then.

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[selfkismesis]

MAYBE I'M TAKING A LEAP HERE, BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY EATING SOMETHING TOO.
SO, YOU KNOW, YOU LOSE THE TEMPTATION TO STARE INTO THE WATERSPOUT OF THE ABLUTION TRAP IN DAZED WONDER AND FORGET TO SHUT YOUR NOISE HOLE.
THAT'S HOW IDIOTS DROWN, WOMAN.
THAT'S HOW THEY DIE.

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[chozobloodrites]

I know enough to recognize the difference between oxygen and water, I don't share genes with Meleagris.

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[selfkismesis]

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
NOW GO EAT.

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[chozobloodrites]

... I don't own any food.

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[selfkismesis]

THAT IS PROBABLY THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.