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[chozobloodrites]

[The feed is dark, painfully dark, it takes a moment to adjust before you can see-

Oh, Chozo elders, is she dead? No, no, Samus is alive, she's blinking. Everything else about her looks dead, though. Or dying. Or rather unkempt to the point of appearing to decompose, that's a better thing to say. Seriously, the girl is a bit ... uh, grungy. She

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[fuckinghubble]

You know, I never thought to ask that in a place where everyone seems to come from different years.

Also I think you are in dire need of a shower.

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[chozobloodrites]

A hard question, but one someone must be able to answer.

... Agreed.

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[fuckinghubble]

Maybe.

You do have one where you live, right? Because I'm starting to wonder...

[No, Samus! You mustn't ruin your beautiful -- absolutely and naturally blonde -- hair!]

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[chozobloodrites]

Yes. I own a shower.

[Was ... was there a reason for this question? Too bad she's either too oblivious or too out of it right now to ask.]

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[fuckinghubble]

Then perhaps you should invest in a little less time ranking up side quests and a little more time tending to your personal hygiene. You look like shit.

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[chozobloodrites]

The missions were important. More important than personal care.

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[fuckinghubble]

It was a fucking video game, Samus.

[DO I NEED TO BITCHSLAP SOMEBODY BACK TO REALITY?]

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[chozobloodrites]

It gave me something to do. Something that felt ... accomplishing.

[She's an accomplishment addict, what can she say.]

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[fuckinghubble]

You don't fucking need those kinds of accomplishments -- what you need is a goddamn wash.

Don't make me make you a bubble bath.

[So threatening about it, too!]

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[chozobloodrites]

I need something.

A shower will suffice. I will do so.

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[fuckinghubble]

Hop to it, then. Chop chop!