[HOLOGRAM] - 001: My Kingdom For a Radioshack
[*click* A holographic image of Deadpool appears. His outfit is covered in rips and tears.]
Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!
[*click* The image disappears for a moment. *click* The image comes back.]
Sorry, couldn't resist the reference. Then again, it's entirely possible that none of you know what I was referencing, in which case, that was totally something completely original that I made up on the spot and it is now trademarked by me and I will sue the pants off anyone else who uses that line.
*Ahem* OK, so, I'm Deadpool. Merc with a mouth. That's also trademarked. Whoever gets this transmission... at least I think it's a transmission... could you come by the big endless pile of sharp pointy things with some AA batteries? I've been digging for hours and all I've found so far are 9-volts. And pain. And I think that's a rail gun. That could be fun. But anyway, my costume's starting to get all torn up and it would save me a lot of time if someone could just bring me a couple batteries. And maybe a taco, if you have any here.
...Space tacos!
[*click* End transmission.]
Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!
[*click* The image disappears for a moment. *click* The image comes back.]
Sorry, couldn't resist the reference. Then again, it's entirely possible that none of you know what I was referencing, in which case, that was totally something completely original that I made up on the spot and it is now trademarked by me and I will sue the pants off anyone else who uses that line.
*Ahem* OK, so, I'm Deadpool. Merc with a mouth. That's also trademarked. Whoever gets this transmission... at least I think it's a transmission... could you come by the big endless pile of sharp pointy things with some AA batteries? I've been digging for hours and all I've found so far are 9-volts. And pain. And I think that's a rail gun. That could be fun. But anyway, my costume's starting to get all torn up and it would save me a lot of time if someone could just bring me a couple batteries. And maybe a taco, if you have any here.
...Space tacos!
[*click* End transmission.]