015 ♒ [the most theatrics-drivven vvideo post evver]

[fuckinfeelins]

[Feed switches on.... to a pile of blankets? What. The blankets move just a tiny bit, and there's a small groan.]

[Sea dwellers do not get sick, the're too smart and awesome and augh.]

[Yeah that's... not the case for this sea dweller.]

[Meet Eridan, pathetic as ever all curled up in a massive pile that is a lot of treehive's blankets. Peering

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[fuckinfeelins]

Oh my fuckin' God do not come over. [cough]

[NO HE'S TOO PATHETIC RIGHT NOW HE CAN'T TAKE ANY OF THIS... ]

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[heterochromiia]

Too bad! I've been an absent kismesis long enough, I intend to fill your every moment with loathing for a while.

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[fuckinfeelins]

Fuck, you've gotta be kiddin' me...! [There is the shuffling of blankets, he's moving himself as far down as he can in this shitty pile] W-well you'll have to find me then!

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[heterochromiia]

[ Sollux was already coming to visit anyway! So he opens the door, finds the pile of blankets, and worms his way down into it. ]

This pile smells like failure, tears and rotting fish. Man, I didn't miss your stink, ED.

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[fuckinfeelins]

[Not as planned. Like. At all.]

[Sniffle. He's trying REALLY hard not to like just... bury himself against him right now.]

I actually think some a these blankets could use a wash or two. I know for a fact I don't smell a any a th-th... [NOT. SNEEZING. okay fuck yeah we sneezed again.] ... those things.

[Man, he doesn't have his pretty face on. You should have waited about 10 minutes to actually come in.]

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[heterochromiia]

Shhhh. You're just as hateful an ignoramus when you're sniffly as when you're not. Bitch.

[ Tugs Eri in close and ruffles his hair. Or his face, actually. Excuse Sollux, he is blind. ]

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[fuckinfeelins]

[Motherfucker that is not my hair.]

Mrmrfh... [Moving his hand up...] Oh I'm so glad to hear that, I thought I was losin' my touch for a moment. Ugh.

[Yep he's gonna cling up against him now.]... ... This isn't fair. You finally fuckin' came back an' this shit happens. You had somethin' to do with this, didn't you? You must a fucked with the water or somethin'... that's it.

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[heterochromiia]

[ Yaaaaay, hatecuddles. Eridan's probably getting him sick and he doesn't even care, because he totally gets to tease him about this shit. ]

You're pathetic, can't even handle a cold. And yes, Ampora, I totally did something to just your water to make you sick.

[ Kisses his cheek. Or somewhere in that vicinity. ]

Look at you. Relying on your kismesis for warmth and comfort. What a shitty blackrom.

[ But he's smooching you anyway, Eri. He hates you JUST THAT MUCH. After a bit of feeling around on Eri's face with no regard to his comfort so he knows where to smooch, of course. ]

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[fuckinfeelins]

[Eridan is never going to get used to blind cuddling. God damn.]

I'm not fuckin' pathetic, sea dwellers handle this shit differently. Ugh. [.....] I wouldn't put it past you to do somethin' like that.

[He kisses him right back, still pouting like crazy. It's not faiiir, he wants to be awful too but he's feeling too awful to be awful. ]

What if I did this on purpose so that you could fuckin' suffer the same fate as I am, huh? What then?

[A beat] B-besides, it's not like I'm not warm enough under here an' comfortable enough. You're the one who decided to mosey on over here like you own the fuckin' place.

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[heterochromiia]

It's still pretty pathetic. FF never got sick like this.

[ Ruffles his hair. Actually his hair this time. ]

And you think I didn't come over and kiss you knowing that? Geez. And it's your fault if your pile's too shitty for you.

[ Helpfully, Sollux tears the pile apart. And then throws Eridan onto the mattress THEY TOTALLY HAVE MATTRESSES OKAY and starts piling the blankets on over him. ]

Can't even make a pile. Do I have to do everything around here?

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[fuckinfeelins]

... Th-that's not the point. What if you like... made yourself immune to it before you came over. Yeah. [Darn it, man.] A-An' shut up my piles are great. [Whine whine theatri-- oh god what are you doing Sollux.]

[Oh god suddenly on mattress. OKAY. I guess... he can remove his glasses and just... move them away from himself, then all of the blankets come down.] Oh sure, if you want to take the spot my lusus had. If not then you can stop doin' everythin' for me an' let me do these things myself. [Cough cough cough.] ... I'm a big troll, you know.

[HE NEVER NEEDED YOUR HELP. 3: he totally needs all of your help.]

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[heterochromiia]

But you wouldn't do any of this yourself, you'd just bitch and moan.

[ Sollux finishes piling the nine bajillion blankets on Eridan and lifts up the corner, worming his way in under them. ]

God, you're a demanding little prick.

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[fuckinfeelins]

Aaaand.... that is where you're wrong. [Come here you are prime target of snuggling.] I fuckin' made the pile all by myself, I was just findin' it hard to get back outta it. It was way too comfortable.

[Scoff.] I only want to make your like hell. Because, really... What kind of a kismesis would I be if I didn't even do that?

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[heterochromiia]

Cuddlebitch.

[ Lightly thwaps, then snuggles in with a put-upon sigh. ]

You said yourself you weren't warm or comfortable. The hell would you ever do without me?

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[fuckinfeelins]

I'm just gonna... stop tryin' a argue with you about that right at the moment. I'm not sayin' you're right, though. [He huffs, which is actually harder to do because fjasf fuck being sick.]

Hm... well, I did enjoy not havin' your disgustin' putrid low blooded stink all around the station. But I suppose it wasn't long until that other you showed up. Maybe I'm just forever fuckin' cursed to have you around.

[With that, he reaches up and pulls his chin down forcefully, giving him a kiss.]

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[heterochromiia]

It's totally because I'm right. I know. I'm just better than you like that.

[ Leans into that kiss, and then gags after passionate makeouts have been addressed. ]

You taste like bile and grape cough syrup. Disgusting, it's even worse than kissing you normally.