Video. Dug brought you presents.
[It's always a little surprising when Dug manages to work his wearable and successfully post something on the network, given that he is a dog, but occasionally it does happen. This time, Dug is far too close to the camera. His eyes and the top of his snout eclipse the screen. Fortunately, his voice does not hinge on actual mouth motions and is thusly unaltered by his relative closeness to the screen.]
Hi there.
I was looking for a thing but I did not find it. I found another thing, and it was special. It was special but there was a lot of the thing I found.
[Dug backs up and his entire head comes into view. There is something in his mouth, though it's honestly hard to tell what exactly it is. It's pretty large, though, and doesn't appear to be a frizbee or dog toy.]
People are not good at catching fun things. They are very bad at it. But special fun things are fun. Also they are special. I like people and there are lots and lots of them now. I brought you fun things.
[Whatever was in Dug's mouth gave a frantic, violent twitch and--oh god, those were legs. Lots of legs. It was fuzzy with lots of legs. Fuzzy and oddly colored. He drops it, casually, and the spider scurries away underneath...was he sitting next to a bed? Oh god, he was. Dug was in someone's room, next to their bed.]
I have left them in easy places because people are not good at catching fun things. They will be easy for you to find and play with. They are good for playing.
I do not know some of you mailmen. I gave lots to the ones I know. I like them. I gave some to all of the mailmen, though. You are all nice mailmen.
I am a good dog.
(OOC: Open to everyone! Dug brought you spiders. So many spiders. Opt out if you like, this is just silly fun.)
Hi there.
I was looking for a thing but I did not find it. I found another thing, and it was special. It was special but there was a lot of the thing I found.
[Dug backs up and his entire head comes into view. There is something in his mouth, though it's honestly hard to tell what exactly it is. It's pretty large, though, and doesn't appear to be a frizbee or dog toy.]
People are not good at catching fun things. They are very bad at it. But special fun things are fun. Also they are special. I like people and there are lots and lots of them now. I brought you fun things.
[Whatever was in Dug's mouth gave a frantic, violent twitch and--oh god, those were legs. Lots of legs. It was fuzzy with lots of legs. Fuzzy and oddly colored. He drops it, casually, and the spider scurries away underneath...was he sitting next to a bed? Oh god, he was. Dug was in someone's room, next to their bed.]
I have left them in easy places because people are not good at catching fun things. They will be easy for you to find and play with. They are good for playing.
I do not know some of you mailmen. I gave lots to the ones I know. I like them. I gave some to all of the mailmen, though. You are all nice mailmen.
I am a good dog.
(OOC: Open to everyone! Dug brought you spiders. So many spiders. Opt out if you like, this is just silly fun.)