> Vriska and Eridan: Trip shameglo8es.

[manipul8trix]

[Hello, Sacrosanct. Have a pair of high-as-balls teenagers. Neither of which is Gamzee Makara, holy shit.

Vriska and Eridan are giggling on the Godhaus couch. Their hands are coasted in gross, translucent green goo - some of which splatters on the feed as Vriska waves to the camera.]

Heyyyyyyyy, everybody! I just. Just wanted you all to know that

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[notsoloyal]

... Vriska, are you all right?

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[manipul8trix]

Shockwave! No no no. I'm fine! I have to be. Because sure, Eridan is tripping shameglobes! But I...

[Leaning in closer to the feed conspiratorially.]

Don't have shameglobes to trip over.

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[notsoloyal]

Perhaps you should lie down. Drink some water. Just to be certain.

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[manipul8trix]

But if I lie down right here, I miiiiiiiight forget that I'm not part of the couch! Duh. And then like. People would sit on me and lose their change in my hair.

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[notsoloyal]

But then you could become rich.

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[manipul8trix]

But Eridouche would sit on me. And I mean. I love treasure, Shockwave. Everybody does. But some things just aren't worth all the treasure piles in the universe.

...

Even if the treasure is really shiny and stuff.

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[ageaaquarius]

No I wouldn't... You're too fat...

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[notsoloyal]

Perhaps try lying down in your. Um. The green slime stuff. I forget what it is called. Try that instead of the couch?

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[manipul8trix]

I've been eating the slime. Duh! But I can't lay in it. Because. Because shhh, this is a secret.

[She leans in close to the camera. The feed is now showing an extreme close up of her left eyebrow. 8888|]

My recuperacoon got like. Burned to shit! After the whole. The thing. The plague thing. My kismesis was all like "sup Vris sup sup" and burned me and John and my hive and all my stuff and I was like all mad about it and shit because. Because of the whole. Thing where we get kind of unstable without the slime.

But shhhhhhhh. Don't tell! ShhhshshhshhHHhhhHhshhhh.

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[notsoloyal]

You should not be eating it.

... Vriska. [Poor thing.] I promise I will not tell anyone. But, you cannot get another? Is there something you can use as a substitute?

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[manipul8trix]

Nope, no spare recupmemercocoons! But that's. That's cool. Because my moooooooorail is being my slime substitute! I mean he is keeping me like. Like. Pacified as fuck. He's the best.

[...]

And he's like. Kind of made of slime, I guess. Holy fuck. Maybe that's why he's the best.

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[notsoloyal]

...

I think you should drink some water.

[How does he fix this?! He doesn't know nearly enough about trolls.]