[Hello, Sacrosanct. Have a pair of high-as-balls teenagers. Neither of which is Gamzee Makara, holy shit.
Vriska and Eridan are giggling on the Godhaus couch. Their hands are coasted in gross, translucent green goo - some of which splatters on the feed as Vriska waves to the camera.]
Heyyyyyyyy, everybody! I just. Just wanted you all to know that
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[Leaning in closer to the feed conspiratorially.]
Don't have shameglobes to trip over.
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Even if the treasure is really shiny and stuff.
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[She leans in close to the camera. The feed is now showing an extreme close up of her left eyebrow. 8888|]
My recuperacoon got like. Burned to shit! After the whole. The thing. The plague thing. My kismesis was all like "sup Vris sup sup" and burned me and John and my hive and all my stuff and I was like all mad about it and shit because. Because of the whole. Thing where we get kind of unstable without the slime.
But shhhhhhhh. Don't tell! ShhhshshhshhHHhhhHhshhhh.
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... Vriska. [Poor thing.] I promise I will not tell anyone. But, you cannot get another? Is there something you can use as a substitute?
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And he's like. Kind of made of slime, I guess. Holy fuck. Maybe that's why he's the best.
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I think you should drink some water.
[How does he fix this?! He doesn't know nearly enough about trolls.]
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