[video] Thirteenth Morph

[notjelly]

[Guess who's a talking Jack-o-Lantern today?]

Starting right now, I'll be stocking the cafe with pumpkin-flavored everything and assorted fall-flavored goodies! Everything from mulled apple cider to spiced muffins to pumpkin danishes! Also, between now and the first of Hunter's M--erm--November, I'll be offering whole pies for completely free! We'

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[originaljoe]

Presents huh?

[Yeah, not even surprised by the pumpkin.]

Hm. There anythin' you'd like in particular?

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[notjelly]

Meee? Oh! Well that's kind of you, Joe, but I don't really need anything.

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[originaljoe]

Ain't that the point a giftgivin' holidays? Givin' someone somethin' when they do the same?

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[notjelly]

Hu hu hu, fine, fine! Alright then. Sugar! I want sugar, all different kinds of sugars. Light brown, dark brown, fine grain, coarse grain...really, just any sort of sugar you can find! If you can find Tiarran Diamond Grade sugar that would be just brilliant, though I highly doubt there's any of that kicking around.

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[originaljoe]

Well, I've got me some credits now so I'll go lookin' through the stores for as much as I can find. Don't suppose a bag a that Tiarran stuff would survive the junkyard would it?

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[notjelly]

Who knows, it might! I keep peeking around in there for extra goodies--I've found some things.

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[originaljoe]

Got it. An this is when exactly? We didn't exactly follow many holidays back in The City.

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[notjelly]

Last Harvest? It's the 31st, a week from now, I think.

What would you like, Joe?

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[originaljoe]

What would I like? Can't say anythin' really comes ta mind.

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[notjelly]

There must be something!

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[originaljoe]

[The one time Joe is content with life.]

Uhh, booze maybe? I haven't really had a chance ta have a drink since I got here. Always somethin' goin' on ya know?

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[notjelly]

Booze? Hmmmm, yes, alright! Any flavors you'd prefer?

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[originaljoe]

[There are flavors?!]

Uhh. Beer flavor?

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[notjelly]

Hu hu hu, okay, point taken! Pint taken, hu hu hu! I'll find you some good beer.

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[originaljoe]

That pun was so painful it hurt. Hurt me right in the liver.

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[notjelly]

Careful! Puns should always be enjoyed in moderation!