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Has anyone seen Jade? She's not at home, and...
[Pause.]
She's probably fine, but people get kidnapped all the time here. Just making sure she's okay. I mean, she'll probably be the first to reply to this and make me look like a total moron for worrying.
[Translation: Jade's gone missing from Striderhaus and someone is a bit overprotective and also terrified that she's been napped by a crazy AI.]
[Pause.]
She's probably fine, but people get kidnapped all the time here. Just making sure she's okay. I mean, she'll probably be the first to reply to this and make me look like a total moron for worrying.
[Translation: Jade's gone missing from Striderhaus and someone is a bit overprotective and also terrified that she's been napped by a crazy AI.]