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[kidfromthevault]

Hey! Hey

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[seawithoutshore]

I'm on my way, Big Guy!

[This is the first and last image Shiina transmits as she dashes off through the artificial neighbourhoods, finally reaching a teleporter. Her bracelet's feed shuts off. A moment later, having arrived, she is standing on the other side of Vault Kid's pile of junk.]

So are the teddy bears supposed to be the support beams?

[kidfromthevault]

[Vaultie waves, jogging over to her.]

Hey-- you!

[He doesn't remember her name- he's not really too good with them- but he does remember she was very helpful.]

Well- no. I thought it would be good, to pick them up, in case I needed them, to repurpose into pillows or just as bears.

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[im_sorry_dave]

[No no don't get up. HAL will come to you. All he needs to do is use your bracelet to find you.]

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[im_sorry_dave]

[And then there's suddenly HAL. HAL right there next to Vaultie. Yeah, that's not creepy at all.]

Hello. I trust these are the materials?

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[kidfromthevault]

[SCREAAAAAAAMs

And punches Hal right in a robonipple.]

[kidfromthevault]

[OH oh it's just- it's just Hal, not a deathclaw, and he realizes that he already has a rifle trained on him and he's crouched down to go invisible. He laughs sheepishly, putting away his rifle, but doesn't budge from his spot on the ground.]

They are. Sorry. About that.

[howkickassiam]

...Uh.

That house thing you were talking about?

[kidfromthevault]

Yeah! I have all the basics.

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[karcrab]

OH LOOK, THE IDIOT MASKED HUMAN IS EXCITED ABOUT MEANINGLESS BULLSHIT.
WHAT AN UNUSUAL FUCKING SURPRISE.
TRULY, THIS IS A RARE AND MONUMENTAL EVENT.

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[kidfromthevault]

But look- I'm making my house!

[He's too excited to turn to text. He scrambles towards the big pile of metal shit, nearly diving in as he tries to search for something-

And finally pulls out a toaster.]

Look! It's in mint condition.

[ text ]

[karcrab]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
BESIDES A PIECE OF GARBAGE, IT LOOKS KIND OF LIKE A WIRE COIL HEAT BOX.

[kidfromthevault]

You put bread and waffles in it, and it heats them up! So you can make toast!

[Shakes the toaster enticingly towards the camera. He's really trying to sell the amazingness of this device.]

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[moira_brown]

[Craning her neck]

Oh my goodness! Is that actually a sack of hammers, because that's just a little bit fabulous, there.

...Pff, where are my manners? I don't think we've met, even if you sound a bit like this one person who might have stopped through sometime, you know?

I'm Moira Brown, from Craterside, and uh...Oh man is that, nooo, it couldn't be a leaf blower...could it?

Anyhow, it'd be great to help you build! Or, rebuild, as the case may be. [What is he building, oh my gosh this is neat] Y'never know.

Wait, now before I forget, what's your location?

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[kidfromthevault]

[That voice- that voice--]

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[kidfromthevault]

[Red hair, high-pitched voice, it can't be anybody else.]

Moira?

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[kidfromthevault]

Moira! Moira, it's me!

[Vaultie fumbles with his helmet, popping it off (and nearly falling over in the process) and pulls down the front of his Chinese stealth suit enough to show the flash of blue vault jumpsuit underneath.]

I helped you finish the survival guide, remember? And yeah- yeah, that's a leaf blower! And it works!