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[brbvirmire]

[Someone sounds grumpy this afternoon. Being unexpectedly yanked away from your post and dumped into a pile of junk and shrapnel can really ruin a girl's day

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hologram;

[thatisajoke]

Welcome to Sacrosanct, Chief Williams.

[Hello I am official and military-crisp and are you not happy to hear from me?]

I see that by now you have already begun to make the acquaintance of the more egregious paradoxes present on the station. I am...a member of the Normandy's crew. Please allow me to answer any and all question you may have and guide you to a more secure location.

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[brbvirmire]

[When did the Normandy get a VI?]

Is the whole crew here?

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[thatisajoke]

Unfortunately, available crew members are limited in number. Of those with whom you may be familiar with, Urdnot Wrex and Garrus Vakarian are in attendance. In addition several more recently-acquired crew members include Dr. Mordin Solus, "Skyfire" and several others.

[Sure, a VI. We can pretend to be a VI.]

Multiple versions of Commander Shepard continue to exist in tandem. Theories of cause and a full Normandy-base roster are available for omnitool download, at your leisure.

[brbvirmire]

[Wrex and Garrus? Could be worse company as long as they don't think she's dead too.]

Maybe later. Shepard has a base here?

[thatisajoke]

Correct.

[Oh look you omnitool just chirped and now you can find the base! EDI likes being helpful.]

Please remain cautious, Chief Williams. Sacrosanct is currently experiencing a station-wide hallucinogenic reaction to airborn fungal spores. The primary symptom of reaction is uncontrolled musical impulse.

Pathology and curative progress is being made.

[brbvirmire]

Just what I needed. Get yanked across the galaxy to god-knows-where and everybody's high.

[At least she has somewhere to go. Not that she really wants to see him right now but... if anyone can get out of here it'd be Shepard.]

[thatisajoke]

[The funny part is that...EDI's shepard is female.]

Welcome aboard, Chief Williams.

[awfully expressive for a VI, ain't she?]

[brbvirmire]

[A well-made VI? She hopes it's a well-made VI.]

That's all.

[thatisajoke]

Logging you out, Ashley.

[Oh, EDI loves her job.]

[brbvirmire]

[

Where'd it get her first name?]