[The music has already begun when Vriska switches on the feed. This is no accidental and/or fungus-addled broadcast. This is entirely intentional. SHARE THE LOVE, GUYS
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Fuck, it's so all motherfucking true. I don't all really know about this motherfucking music all following me around, though. It's kinda all creepy and shit.
[Wait It's Gamzee If he had a credit at any point he probably ate it in a sopor-addled haze or something]
I can totally grab you a pair next time I go looting! I mean shopping. All the pairs! And then I can get one of the drones to deliver them to you. Isn't that conveeeeeeeenient?
All I'd need from you would be a location ping for your place. Trollhive or whatever. So I know where to send your stuff!
[Vriska that's not even cheating, that's like taking candy from a quadriplegic baby.]
Aww, you'd all do that for me, Siska? Fuck yeah, I have the best all motherfucking friends is what's all the truth about this motherfucking situation here. Shit yeah, I'll all let you know and shit, lemme just find that old motherfucking button what's doing the pingness.
[Are you ready for this Vriska? At long last? Because here it comes.]
[Guess whose theme music is following him around.]
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Needs more badass electric guitars and stuff, though.
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[ERIDAN AMPORA. Do your dastardly Gamzee-snaring plots know no bounds?]
You need a set of clotplugs. Or Earth human earmuffs. Like, right the fuck now.
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Like those sweet shit all motherfucking fuzzy ear things?
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You might need two pairs. At once. Juuuuuuuust to make sure that absolutely no sound makes it through at all!
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[Wait
It's Gamzee
If he had a credit at any point he probably ate it in a sopor-addled haze or something]
I can totally grab you a pair next time I go looting! I mean shopping. All the pairs! And then I can get one of the drones to deliver them to you. Isn't that conveeeeeeeenient?
All I'd need from you would be a location ping for your place. Trollhive or whatever. So I know where to send your stuff!
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Aww, you'd all do that for me, Siska? Fuck yeah, I have the best all motherfucking friends is what's all the truth about this motherfucking situation here. Shit yeah, I'll all let you know and shit, lemme just find that old motherfucking button what's doing the pingness.
[Are you ready for this Vriska? At long last? Because here it comes.]
[LOCATION.]
[PING.]
[TO HARRY THE BEAR'S CAVE, OOPS.]
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[also look forward to your HEROIC RESCUE FROM ERIDAN'S OVERLY-GROPEY CLUTCHES]
[or idk vriska raging in a cave for an hour and attracting ALL THE BEARS and getting chased off by them, i guess]
[and then Sacrosanct's bear-in-earmuffs population skyrocketed 8Ia]
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