[The music has already begun when Vriska switches on the feed. This is no accidental and/or fungus-addled broadcast. This is entirely intentional. SHARE THE LOVE, GUYS
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[Shoosh.] Hey! I am desensitizing you. Soon you will be able to say "oh wow, SHODAN sure is the weakiest of all weakslimey buttslurpers, I hope she dies" without even twitching a little. Or bursting into tears. Or going Earth human catatonic.
One day, you will say it. Without flinching! On the network. In public. And then Shodick will be all like "OH SH-SH-SHIIITTTTtttTTtt. I sure did jus-s-s-t. Get fucking TOLD," and we will give each other high fives and it'll be awesome.
Then it is our fucking stupid goal! Because one day you will do this. I believe in you. Reach for the stars. Achieve the impossible and all that stupid clichéd hoofbeastshit.
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And my awesome impersonations will help you! I'm helping.
Is it the teleporters doing this to all you people?
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[what do you mean, 'missing the point'? 8888D]
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Oh.
It's always the transportalisers! Right?
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Maybe the green guy dumped his loadbladder in the water supply again! Or. Whatever it was that he did last time. Eurgh.
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Which basically means you were no different from usual, duh.
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Fuck you.
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Just. Stop talking.
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This is our new goal.
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That is not our goal. That is fucking stupid.
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And my awesome impersonations will help you! I'm helping.
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[And also handing over the leash. With no further explanation because she has had enough mush for today, okay. TAKE THE LEASH, DUDE. BE FREE~]
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