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First order of business: You feel that? Feels kind of like a benevolent giant cupping your balls, don't it? [Grins manically at the camera. Someone hasn't been getting much sleep.]
I don't know if you can feel it. For me, that gentle kneading sensation has been getting stronger all week. WHY, YOU ASK? Because I'm a life support system away from getting out of this wasteland.
[Cackling, he shows the rustbucket he's been fixing up off. Is it flightready? HE THINKS SO.] If any of you cats want a ticket out of here, help me scrounge around for some LS and you can have a seat.
Second order of business: [Sends text file]
My Dragon Mistress
So long have I thought of you
Let me stick it in
[HOPE HAVE LIKES POETRY~ APPARENTLY HAVE LEFT. HE WILL BE HEARTBROKEN OBVS. comfort him with your tits.]
I don't know if you can feel it. For me, that gentle kneading sensation has been getting stronger all week. WHY, YOU ASK? Because I'm a life support system away from getting out of this wasteland.
[Cackling, he shows the rustbucket he's been fixing up off. Is it flightready? HE THINKS SO.] If any of you cats want a ticket out of here, help me scrounge around for some LS and you can have a seat.
Second order of business: [Sends text file]
My Dragon Mistress
So long have I thought of you
Let me stick it in
[HOPE HAVE LIKES POETRY~ APPARENTLY HAVE LEFT. HE WILL BE HEARTBROKEN OBVS. comfort him with your tits.]