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[memorymodus]

I think I have a problem...

[ She turns the video to face her room. What once was simply a vibrant collection of flowers and vegetables is now ridiculously overgrown plants, to the point where Jade's room looks more like a jungle than a bedroom. DID SOMEONE SAY HUMAN-SIZED TOMATOES? ]I didn't mean to make them grow, it just kind of happened! I

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[featheryasshole]

[Peering into her room. With some difficuly, because the doorway is full of plants.]

You okay in there?

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And, uh. You should probably try to keep from singing any more.

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[memorymodus]

[ Help help she's trapped in plants!!! Literally, because they love her so they've wrapped around her legs. ]

I'm kind of stuck! I was just singing to myself and I guess it was a few hours before I realized that they grew......

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[featheryasshole]

[Holy shit.

He floats closer and crouches to inspect the plants.]

I think we're gonna have to cut them off you.

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[memorymodus]

No Dave you can't they will be sad!

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[featheryasshole]

Well, I'll be sad if we don't get you loose. Any ideas how to do that without hurting the plants?

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[memorymodus]

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Shoo, plants! Shoo!

[ Wow. That....did nothing. ]

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[featheryasshole]

[Sigh.]

Can you move your legs at all? Maybe they're not as tight as they look.

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[memorymodus]

Nope. I've been standing here for an hour. I think.

[ Thinking... ]

Maybe, if we sing to them, they'll move away?

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[featheryasshole]

I doubt they'll listen to me. [Also he doesn't want to sing.]

But I guess you could try?

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[memorymodus]

Nope! You have to do it.

[ (nottalking) ]

My singing got me into this!

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[featheryasshole]

Jade, I don't have magical plant powers.

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[memorymodus]

Oh.

[ SHE WANTS TO HEAR HIM SING FOR HER 8( ]

[ cough
cough cough cough ]

Oh nooooo my voice has gone!

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[featheryasshole]

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I'm not going to sing.

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[memorymodus]

Why not? You were so good the other day! Please?

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[featheryasshole]

[SIGH.]

Fine.

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[featheryasshole]

[He clears his throat, and the music starts up-

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Craaaaawling in-