video;

[featheryasshole]

Has anyone figured out what's causing this singing shit yet? It's starting to become a serious annoyance.

[And just when he's finished saying that, dramatic strings start to sound around him.]

Oh hell no. [He goes to cut the feed, but it's too late. The room behind him changes into a blurry, warped painting. Then, he open his mouth and sings.]

I used to be a kid
Used to live in my place amid
A pile of puppet ass and my bro
I guess that couldn't last, though

I used to have a life
Of rap battles and ninja strife
Drawing comics for my blog:
"I warned you 'bout stairs bro! I told you, dog!"

One minute I was the Knight
And then I was just Davesprite
Then things got worse when I was yanked
Through a rift in space and, dumped on Sacrosanct

I've lost count how many times I have died
Being captured by crazy AIs
One wing torn off and stabbed in the chest
And even now I just can't get any rest
Jade lost her arm, Vriska's batshit
I was too late to stop it
Big shock that I preferred
The time before I was a bird

I fixed the timeline and as my reward
I'm now made of slime and game code
Talked to the guy I gave it all to save
He said "hey can I talk to the real Dave?"
Guess you could say I'm emo,
But for fuck's sake, I am a crow -
Sure nobody's gonna disagree
Oh, who would ever want to be me?

I've lost- [From the faces he's been making while singing, he's obviously been struggling to stop. Now, he finally manages to slap his hands over his mouth. He keeps them that way until the music dies down, but when he takes them away his pokerface is perfect as ever.]

And, uh. That would be what we call irony.