[video] Twelfth Morph

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[I'm sorry, Sacrosanct, but THIS is now happening on your wearables. Except it's Camille. And she is literally made out of candy. And the lyrics are slightly different.]

Greetings, loved ones!
Let's take a journey~



I
know a place
where the frosting's always sweeter
warm, wet and wild
there must be something in the water
(several things!)

Sippin'
chocolate smoothies
Layin' underneath the World Tree
(undone)
the humans break their necks
tryin' to guess at what i'm doin'
(next)

You could travel the wo-orld!
But it's all just beans
next to the City of Queens
Once you party with me
You'll be fallin' in looove~
O-O-O-O-O-Ohhhh!

Corrant City girl
I'm unforgettable!
Tiger skin and troll horns on top!
Fresh cupcakes
They melt right on your tongue

Ohohohoho! Ohohohoho!

Corrant City girl
I'm undeniable!
Fine, fun fierce I got this on lock!
Whodden represent
Now put your paws up!

Ohohohohohoho! Ohohohoho!

SEX
Anywhere~
You know my oven's always cookin'~
They freak and they squeak
Till they smell the pies I'm bakin'~

You could travel the wo-orld
But there's no better meal
Than a taste of Camille's~
Once you party with me
You'll be fallin' in love

O-O-O-O-O-O-Oh!

Corrant City girl!
I'm unforgettable!
Dragon claws and cat ears on top!
Cookies and tarts
So good you'll wanna die

Ohohohohoho! Ohohohoho!

Corrant City girl!
I'm undeniable!
Fine, fun, fierce, I got this on lock!
Whodden represent
Now put your claws up

Ohohohohohoho! Ohohohoho!

Sugar, cream, fruit, I'm ready
Turn the heat up, it's getting heavy!
Wild, wild, change it up
These are the shapes I love the most!

I mean the tails, claws and tentacles
Kiss me, touch me, squeeze my buns!
Yeah I'm a freak, but my sweets are cheap
Tea Therapist in the house!

I'm okay, live for the day
Karkat, Raimi, come and play!
Widdershins, the Golden Mile
Stardust, Regal, love it all!

My Daves are bangin' out
My trolls are hangin' out
Milk chocolate, white chocolate, dark chocolate!
No evil robots you can bet!

Camille is me
(mm gurl!)
Awesome as can be
(aww yea!)
Changin' and formin'
Representin' the Whodden!

Corrant City girl
I'm unforgettable!
Spider legs and antlers on top!
My tea's so hot
Will melt your cares away!

Ohohohohohoho! Ohohoho!

Corrant City girl
I'm undeniable!
Fine, fun, fierce, I got this on lock!
Whodden represent
Now put your feet up!

Ohohohohoho! Hu hu hu hu hu!

Corrant City
Corrant City girl!
(Corrant City girl, man)
Corrant City
Corrant City girl!
(I wish we could all be Corrant City girls!)

[AND SCENE.]

Well! That was awesome, fun, and excellent advertising, but I wonder--is there something in the water again?