> Vriska: Rock out.

[manipul8trix]

[HEY, SACROSANCT, HEEEEEEEEY. Vriska is perched on a window-ledge outside a fairly nondescript apartment, and she seems to be the most confused.]

You guys hear that?

[She holds up her wearable as if to help people hear the sound better, and after a few seconds she starts humming along to a tune that others may-or-may-not be able to hear.

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[featheryasshole]

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You okay down there?

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[manipul8trix]

Of course! No thanks to any window-opening douchesicles around here. Way to warn me, asshole. Jegus!

[Brb making a mental note to wear the godhood when creepering in future. It might be more conspicuous, but having her wings free would've stopped her falling on her ass into a dumpster full of burrito packaging. ALWAYS A PLUS.]

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[featheryasshole]

Serves you right. If you wanted to hang out or something, you could just use the door.

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[manipul8trix]

Doors are for - ugh - losers and chumps and loser chumps!

[FUCK THIS SHIT. Switching to the hoodie and flying out of the gross dumpster. BLUH.]

And I wasn't here to hang out! I was --

[stalking]

[creepering]

[making sure nobody broke in and ATE YOU OH MY FUCKING GOD]

-- sitting up there to hear the music better. Duh.

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[featheryasshole]

[ROLLING HIS EYES SO HARD RIGHT NOW.]

Yeah, well maybe you should-

Wait. What music?

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[manipul8trix]

That music! Unclog your sponge clots a second.

[And now she's doing air guitar and humming to a slightly different track. THIS IS STUPID.]

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[featheryasshole]

[HOLY SHIT WHERE IS THAT MUSIC COMING FROM]

What. The. Fuck.

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[manipul8trix]

You're seriously trying to insinuate that you didn't hear it until I pointed it out? Striders. Jegus.

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[featheryasshole]

I seriously did not hear it before. What the fuck.

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[manipul8trix]

Maybe it's like. Muffled inside your place?

[Flying up towards the window. MUST INVESTIGATE.]

I've been hearing it for like. An hour?

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[featheryasshole]

Hey, no! Don't go inside.

[GRABBING HER BY THE ANKLES.]

I'm pretty sure Jade thinks you're trying to date me, so I really can't have you flying into my room through the window, okay.

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[manipul8trix]

Oh my fucking god get off, I do what I w--

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[manipul8trix]

What.

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[featheryasshole]

Well, you've kind of been monopolizing my time lately and dragging me around on a leash and shit. I've tried to explain that it's totally platonic, but can I really blame her for getting a little weirded out?