13th Beat [text]

Oct 01, 2011 21:22

hey you know whats awesome. losing a month of your life for no goddamn reason is awesome. just like bam you go out to go snowboarding because man fuck if you ever got to do that shit at home and you gotta keep aspiring to your image of total douchewad by strapping a board to your feet and throwing yourself down a mountainside and you come back and the stations like lol hey.
you werent doing anything with those four weeks were you.
and youre like no guess not.
i mean its not like i have +/- 3 kids to feed or anything.
no big.
in fact this is so awesome i wrote a haiku about it.

dear hypatia
fuck your teleporter shit
sincerely strider

man i didnt even get to die heroically first this time.

bro strider

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