SEVENTH LOG → VIDEO

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[ well, even after all the craziness, someone was too fucking hyper to even give a d about if the place was blowing up or not!! iowa, looking much better than he had the past week or more, is grinning at the feed, positively elated. ]

Guys! Since, like, we're not gonna blow up or suffocate or whatever, I decided to do something awesome!!

[ okay

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VIDEO

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[ aw he doesn't even care about the deadpan he's too happy!! ]

Mm-hm! It's chocolate!!

[ he tilts his head to one side and thinks for a minute. ] I can bring you a piece, if you don't want to come here. [ since he knows just how big of a fan you are for his teammates, wash. ]

VIDEO

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[ oh now you've done it. look at his face. how could you. ]

Not even if I bring it to you?? [ yes, for some reason, iowa is very determined about this cake and wash getting a piece. ]

VIDEO

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God, fine...

[ EXCEPT HE KNOWS YOUR GAME... ]

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Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?

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[ LOOK AT YOUR LIFE LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES. you can either let him bring you cake... or deal with him pestering you for the next hour or more. THE CHOICE IS YOURS. ]

...Listen, I-- [ ok maybe this is a little harder than anticipated. ] I know you're acting like you don't give a shit, but the reason why I made the cake was because I wanted to show my appreciation to everyone who tolerated my withdrawal crap.

So, pleeeease? Just let me bring it to you!!

likewiiiise

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[ you can't ignore iowa he'll just get louder. but thankfully it doesn't need to come to that! ]

I know I didn't have to. But I wanted to. You don't take my gratitude any other way, so... [ frowns at the feed. ] I dunno. I just wanted to do something nice for you.

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Mmhm! [ he's being so fucking genuine it's kind of ridiculous. yes. this man is a freelancer that could probably kick your ass. and he's baking cakes. ]

Well, I always keep tabs on who helps me and who worries over me and all that, so... [ sooooo. yes, what he's saying here is he totally remembers all the stuff you said to him when he was sick... at least he's not spreading it around? ] I always like repaying the favor! It's good karma! [ DERP. ]

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Huh? What'dya mean? [ DEEEEEEEEEERP. ]

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[ p o k e r f a c e. ] This isn't about that, idiot. I'm trying to be nice to you. Believe it or not, I do have the capacity to dole out multiple acts of kindness without needing to ask if I'm covered.

Long story short, I'm not trying to get out of anything! [ oh so offended. ]