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[Vriska looks nervous. And uncomfortable. And shifty as fuck.]
So. So, uh. I have this friend. And - [she hesitates, glances offscreen, then resumes speaking to the camera:] - uh. She. She's having a... baby, I guess? I mean, uh. She is like. I guess she's kind of pregnant or. Something. Even though I'm not sure how that happened, b--
[OKAY, SHUTTING UP NOW.]
...Uh. Aaaaaaaanyway! My point is that the, uh, mommy-to-be is only like. Fourteen of your Earth human years old and has no fucking idea what to do. So advice would be. Pretty awesome.
So. So, uh. I have this friend. And - [she hesitates, glances offscreen, then resumes speaking to the camera:] - uh. She. She's having a... baby, I guess? I mean, uh. She is like. I guess she's kind of pregnant or. Something. Even though I'm not sure how that happened, b--
[OKAY, SHUTTING UP NOW.]
...Uh. Aaaaaaaanyway! My point is that the, uh, mommy-to-be is only like. Fourteen of your Earth human years old and has no fucking idea what to do. So advice would be. Pretty awesome.