[Video] > Vriska: Retali8 against LIES AND SLANDER.
[The feed opens on Vriska sitting in a patch of grass in one of the garden zones, sniffing delicately at a flower. This continues for a few seconds before she makes a big show of 'noticing' that she's transmitting.]
Oh! Hey. Didn't see you there! Greetings, Sacrosanct...ians!
[She hops to her feet, brushes down the little white dress she's wearing, and smiles beatifically at the feed. If you know her, this is creepy. If you don't, it's... probably still creepy. Uh.]
There have been some rumours flying around about me lately. Totally unsubstantiated rumours! Rumours that indicate I am not a very nice person. Fuck those rumour-spreading bulgefiends. Fuck them forever. They are liars and losers and probably secretly evil or something. I am the very nicest and sweetest and kindest girl there is!
[She jabs the flower in her hand at the camera with an irritated expression before quickly reverting to her previous innocent smile.]
And. How better to prove my niceness than by solving everybody's problems for them? I was doing some research, and apparently Earth humans have these things called "Agony Aunts". And people write anonymous letters about their dumb problems and send them to the agony lady, and she tells them how to fix it. I can totally do that.
I am now the station's official Agony Vriska. So like. Send me messages about your woes, Sacrosanct! And in a week or so I will fix all your problems. All of them.
((OOC: If your characters want to participate, they can submit letters in this post here: *click!*))
Oh! Hey. Didn't see you there! Greetings, Sacrosanct...ians!
[She hops to her feet, brushes down the little white dress she's wearing, and smiles beatifically at the feed. If you know her, this is creepy. If you don't, it's... probably still creepy. Uh.]
There have been some rumours flying around about me lately. Totally unsubstantiated rumours! Rumours that indicate I am not a very nice person. Fuck those rumour-spreading bulgefiends. Fuck them forever. They are liars and losers and probably secretly evil or something. I am the very nicest and sweetest and kindest girl there is!
[She jabs the flower in her hand at the camera with an irritated expression before quickly reverting to her previous innocent smile.]
And. How better to prove my niceness than by solving everybody's problems for them? I was doing some research, and apparently Earth humans have these things called "Agony Aunts". And people write anonymous letters about their dumb problems and send them to the agony lady, and she tells them how to fix it. I can totally do that.
I am now the station's official Agony Vriska. So like. Send me messages about your woes, Sacrosanct! And in a week or so I will fix all your problems. All of them.
((OOC: If your characters want to participate, they can submit letters in this post here: *click!*))