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Aug 04, 2011 14:46

[ It’s a peculiar scene. Several GPSes have been set in a pile of black stones and sticks. For a few moments, there’s only Karkat breathing. Finally, he speaks: ]

It’s fucking robots. They’ve been spreading this shit. [ The camera moves to a typical Sacrosanct drone that’s been hacked to pieces. It must have contained some Black Rock, because that ( Read more... )

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[video] legislacerator August 4 2011, 20:02:23 UTC
[Oh god. It's finally happened.

Karkat has taken a swan dive off into the deep end of the crazy pool. At that very moment, blood trickles out of the eyes of the corpses of the dead troll Olympic judges as though they were weeping at the sheer beauty of his acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle (although that might just be residual effects of the psychic scream that killed them all, all things considered).

Terezi is briefly thankful that at least he hasn't completely cut off ties with everyone and drank a ton of Kool-Aid, but this is a small comfort at best.]

Jegus fuck! Karkat, where the hell are you?

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[video] selfkismesis August 4 2011, 20:08:36 UTC
[ I am at the store buying Kool-Aid in preparation to ascend to the heavens so I may properly worship Xenu, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy--

Oh wait. That's later. Right now, Karkat is frothing at the mouth and possibly tearing a remote control apart with his teeth. ]

I'm busy getting some fucking form of revenge, because obviously I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE. I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING DIE, PYROPE. DO YOU SMELL THIS!?

[ HOLDING THESE GODDAMN ROCKS AT THE SCREEN. ]

I'M A MOOOONNNSTTTERRR.

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[video] legislacerator August 4 2011, 20:31:57 UTC
All right, okay, you're an idiotic monster hell-bent on stupid revenge on all robots everywhere, whatever! Just tell me where you are!

[SHE NEEDS TO KNOW SO SHE CAN AVOID THE SHIT OUT OF IT
GDMIT KARKAT Y U DO DIS]

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[video] selfkismesis August 4 2011, 20:45:45 UTC
[ okay calming down somewhat. He drops the rocks and wipes at his eyes for a minute. Caaaaaaalm down. Caaaaaaaaaaaaaalm down. ]

...Found all this shit near the treehive. It's close. I didn't want to move it and spread it more. The fire isn't killing it.

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[action] legislacerator August 4 2011, 20:51:15 UTC
[She is leaning out her window now.

CAN SHE SMELL YOU AND THE ROCKS FROM THERE?]

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[action] selfkismesis August 4 2011, 20:53:20 UTC
[ FAINT, BUT HE IS THERE. HE AND THE DEATH. ]

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[video] legislacerator August 5 2011, 03:38:37 UTC
What do you mean the fire isn't killing it?

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[video] selfkismesis August 5 2011, 04:45:35 UTC
Someone said it wasn't hot enough.

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[video] legislacerator August 6 2011, 21:42:11 UTC
[GOD KARKAT YOU EVEN FAIL AT FIRE
HOW DO YOU DO THAT]

That's no reason to rub your face all over the stuff!

[WHY WERE YOU EVEN TOUCHING IT]

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[video] selfkismesis August 6 2011, 21:46:09 UTC
I DIDN'T MEAN TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I WAS KILLING THAT ROBOT ONE SECOND, AND THEN I WAS COVERED IN THOSE FUCKING ROCKS THE NEXT. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULDN'T KILL ME.

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[video] legislacerator August 6 2011, 21:49:26 UTC
YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING

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[video] selfkismesis August 6 2011, 21:51:21 UTC
IT'S A MANDATE FROM THE UNIVERSE OFFICIALLY DECLARING ME A FREAK OF NATURE.

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[video] legislacerator August 6 2011, 21:54:20 UTC
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ANGSTING LIKE A BLUBBERING GODDAMN PANSY ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO DIE

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[video] selfkismesis August 6 2011, 21:56:02 UTC
IT'S ON THE LONG LIST OF SHIT I AM ANGSTING ABOUT. YOU KNOW, THE LIST THAT HAS MY FRIENDS DYING AT THE TOP.

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[video] legislacerator August 6 2011, 21:58:26 UTC
WHAT IN THE WORLD COULD YOU HAVE DONE DIFFERENTLY?

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[video] selfkismesis August 6 2011, 21:58:56 UTC
EVERYTHING.

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