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[ Hello Sacrosanct, have a Jorge. He's in full MJOLNIR, as usual, so when the feed snaps on there's a veritable wall of man-shaped metal standing at ease. The head/helmet inclines slightly in greeting, and Jorge starts talking. ]
Right then, I'm assuming you all noticed that little hiccup with the transporters. Again. All told it was rather quiet as far as things go, as I'm sure some of you can attest to. Diapers and beards aren't that awful considering some of what this station has been through.
I've made a few posts like this before, but it's been a while and I've seen enough few faces on the network that I think we're overdue for another.
I'm Chief Warrant Officer Jorge-052, Noble Team. We've got a fairly decent group of us from the UNSC--United Nations Space Command--here on the station, and we have the manpower and the training to help out when things get hairy around here.
Problem is, on a station this size, with such a variable population, it's damned hard to keep track of how many people we're looking out for. If I can, I'd like to ask the newbies, or just anyone who hasn't checked in with us before now, to drop a reply in my direction. Failing that, you can always approach any UNSC personnel over the network.
[ There's a small pause, then he continues. ]
This is a headcount, not a census. You don't have to tell us your name, or where you are, although things like that will certainly make it easier for us to help. All we need is a wave in our direction.
And since the question has been raised in the past, I'd like to clarify right now that we're not here to police the station. We're here to help.
[ PRIVATE // TUCKER ]
We need to talk.
Right then, I'm assuming you all noticed that little hiccup with the transporters. Again. All told it was rather quiet as far as things go, as I'm sure some of you can attest to. Diapers and beards aren't that awful considering some of what this station has been through.
I've made a few posts like this before, but it's been a while and I've seen enough few faces on the network that I think we're overdue for another.
I'm Chief Warrant Officer Jorge-052, Noble Team. We've got a fairly decent group of us from the UNSC--United Nations Space Command--here on the station, and we have the manpower and the training to help out when things get hairy around here.
Problem is, on a station this size, with such a variable population, it's damned hard to keep track of how many people we're looking out for. If I can, I'd like to ask the newbies, or just anyone who hasn't checked in with us before now, to drop a reply in my direction. Failing that, you can always approach any UNSC personnel over the network.
[ There's a small pause, then he continues. ]
This is a headcount, not a census. You don't have to tell us your name, or where you are, although things like that will certainly make it easier for us to help. All we need is a wave in our direction.
And since the question has been raised in the past, I'd like to clarify right now that we're not here to police the station. We're here to help.
[ PRIVATE // TUCKER ]
We need to talk.