[SUDDENLY, VIDEO]

[withanokka]

[There's a squawk of terror as Sokka's wearable is turned on-- it's broadcasting video immediately, and its owner, now aged nine years old, is terrified of it.]

Wha-- why won't you come off?! No, no--

[He flinches as he hears something behind him and the camera swings wildly as he puts his arm down to see who's following him.It's gotta be the

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[catchthebrit]

Fire Na-- What are you even talking about?

You're in some sort of a bush - and anyone could see that whatever you're talking about did not put that on your wrist.

you don't even know how loudly I gasped when I saw this tag *A*

[withanokka]

[SCREAMS; THERE IS A GIANT EYEBALL TALKING AT HIM OUT OF HIS WRIST, NO NO NO NO NO BAD BAD BAD]

I am touched ;-;!!!

[catchthebrit]

NO!

NO NO NO STOP, STOP SCREAMING!

Please! Please Please uuh... ... I'll...

[Oh god what do human children even like?]

Give you... a candied... baseball helmet?! If... if you could just please, please stop screaming. Please.

you are seriously amazing okay I've been following you around here since I saw your app ;A;

[withanokka]

[Sorry, nope, he's just-- panicking more and trying to get the wearable off, muttering stuff about talking eyeballs and trying his hardest to not sound like he's on the brink of tears.]

oh my god i can't take this flattery ;-;!! thank you thank you!

[catchthebrit]

[ WHY IS THE SOUND OF HUMAN CHILDREN CRYING AND SCREAMING SO OBNOXIOUS? Why would they even reproduce if all they get is... THIS? ]

Hey, hey look! Really! Really look... look how happy I am! I'm not that bad, just... just take a look over here! See? See?!

Just... Just please stop screaming and clawing and... ... making noises!

[ Why is this child even screaming this is ridiculous it's like they've never seen a personality sphere before ... ]

and Hiccup's mun is all jealous that I'm getting Wheatley tags *A* YOU ARE VERY POPULAR

[withanokka]

How-- h-how are you talking, you don't have a mouth!

[...this is his immediate concern, yes. YOU ARE AN EYEBALL, WHEATLEY.]

asdfsdad Oh man I am grinning like a maniac and oh my god blushing forever /needs to tag everyone

[catchthebrit]

I... I... have speakers like all personality spheres - Y'know speakers.. sound comes out of 'em, goes through the air... translates... transmits... that.. that sort of thing.

...

... ... you're goin' to stop screaming now right? Because, because really that'd be... that'd be fantastic.

WE SHOULD TAG ALL THE TIME

[withanokka]

But-- I don't--

[Wheatley, you are so far beyond anything Sokka knows or understands.]

What-- what are you?

THIS IS A GOOD IDEA

[catchthebrit]

What are you even ... I'm a personality sphere... from Apertu---

[ It finally dawns on him that this tiny little Sokka doesn't know him or much at all ]

Oh.

Ooooohhh!

Oh, Oh, I meant to say... I am ... MASTER of... ... all things! Yes, yes all things. Ever. Nothing alludes me, nothing gets by my .. watchful gaze.

[ Oh this is the best idea ]

THEY SAID WHEATLEY COULD BECOME ANYTHING HE WANTED AND SO HE BECAME A GOD

[withanokka]

[While teenage Sokka might know Wheatley, this one... has absolutely no knowledge of who or what he is.]

....you're a Spirit?!

[DAD TOLD HIM HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO MAKE SPIRITS MAD ;A;]

THE PATRON SPIRIT OF MORONS

[catchthebrit]

[ Oh god he's been called a spirit before and denied it. Maybe it was a bad thing to deny it... hmmmm.... ]

Yes! ... Yes I am...!

I do many... spiritly... things. Y'know, whatever ... spirits are supposed to do. I do them all of 'em, since I am, of course, a master of them.

[ In his own mind, Wheatley believes that his ruse is brilliant and infallible. ]

[withanokka]

Waaaaait a second, you don't sound smart enough to be a spirit. Who are you, and why are you lying to me?

GJ MESSED UP FORMATTING.

[catchthebrit]

[DSFUDSF*AFn who does this kid even think he is. not smart enough to be a spirit?! He'll show him.. ]

What?! I am most definitely smart enough to be a spirit! How... how dare you question the... mastery of my... spiritualism! Go on then - Test me! I'll prove it to you.

[ Oh no... ]

No problem!

[withanokka]

[Crud, crud-- Sokka's not exactly spiritual. He knows Spirits exist and he's supposed to respect them (whoops, broken that rule already) but he's not sure how to test him.]

Y-you.... um! What's-- what's the source of waterbending?

Re: No problem!

[catchthebrit]

[AAHHHHHH... waterbendingwhatnow. Oh whatever he'll just say the first thing that comes to his mind. ]

Errr...

Water... bend... er...s... ... ?

[ shit ]

[withanokka]

You're not a spirit at all! Liar! I bet you're one of the Fire Nation's evil things!