4 ♠ VIDEO
[See thirteen year old Jack Noir.
See thirteen year old Jack Noir screeching like an injured cat. Why? Well, it might have something to do with the fucking beartrap on his leg.]
Who the FUCK would do this?! Why is this whole fucking beach boobytrapped?! When I find out wh-who did this I'm gonna-- gonna punch you in the goddamn face, and--
[and he quickly dissolves back into a hissy incoherent mess of swearing, clawing pathetically at the trap stuck to his leg and jesus that looks painful, he probably shouldn't be bleeding so much.
In other words, yeah, this is the closest Jack will ever come to asking for help ever.]
((p much no snazzy icons, use your imagination, but he does have his normal eye/arm back obviously and doesn't look like he's in his thirties. he's still short as fuck though, because some things never change. jack can never be a normal sized human.
he still has his hat because fedoras are fucking awesome B[))
See thirteen year old Jack Noir screeching like an injured cat. Why? Well, it might have something to do with the fucking beartrap on his leg.]
Who the FUCK would do this?! Why is this whole fucking beach boobytrapped?! When I find out wh-who did this I'm gonna-- gonna punch you in the goddamn face, and--
[and he quickly dissolves back into a hissy incoherent mess of swearing, clawing pathetically at the trap stuck to his leg and jesus that looks painful, he probably shouldn't be bleeding so much.
In other words, yeah, this is the closest Jack will ever come to asking for help ever.]
((p much no snazzy icons, use your imagination, but he does have his normal eye/arm back obviously and doesn't look like he's in his thirties. he's still short as fuck though, because some things never change. jack can never be a normal sized human.
he still has his hat because fedoras are fucking awesome B[))