[Video] Do-over.

[oops_itwasacult]

[Well here's that weird engineer again, the deep, robotic voice filter distortion cracking over the feed with barely restrained annoyance.]

Hey so uhh. Wanted to say sorry for what happened a week ago I was kind of stressed. I'm still stressed but I'm shooting for sixty-percent less f-bombs, so bear with me here

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[eighttotwelve]

I hope you are having fun attempting to describe me to several people.

[oops_itwasacult]

There you are! Dude I should carry a picture of you in my inventory or something because this is ridiculous. You're all goofy and nobody seems to believe me. What are you some kind of space-ninja?

[eighttotwelve]

...Goofy. Well. That's a first.

I'm a retired assassin, if you need to know that.

[oops_itwasacult]

You've never been called goofy? What a crime.

Whoa. Wait. So you're an assassin dragon. That's the most badass thing I think I've ever heard. How does one become a retired assassin, anyway? Do you just wake up one day and say to yourself;

'I've snapped enough necks, thanks.'?

[eighttotwelve]

It's a dragon matter, clearly. I would think you should know this, Vandal. There comes a day when a dragon finds himself in a position in life and his mind ascends; he then determines to relinquish his previous means of employment and bring wisdom to the galaxy.

Obviously.

[oops_itwasacult]

Fuck.

That is deep.

Blew my mind, dragon-man. Blew my mind.

Hey can I call you Draco...? Or Sean Connery? I know it's an old movie but it's like. The best thing...

[eighttotwelve]

Please, call me Thane.

I have never seen the film you are referencing.

[oops_itwasacult]

Thane? That's your dragon name? Mmmm. We'll have to come up with something a bit better. I'll work on that for you, no need to thank me.

You haven't seen Dragonheart? I guess it is severely out-dated. Still good, though. You should see it. It's really amazing- and then you'd understand. I'll show it to you if I find a copy. You just have to promise not to sex me up and then gut me. I'm not into those kinds of shenanigans.

1/2

[eighttotwelve]

...Thane is fine.

I'll take your word for--

[eighttotwelve]

...Vandal, I have no intentions of having sex with you or killing you.

[oops_itwasacult]

Good. I don't do dragons. Especially with your goofy face. And I've proved damned hard to kill, so there's that.

By the way, your name is gonna be Thanatos. Your welcome. It's appropriately badass.

[eighttotwelve]

If you insist, you may call me that. Close enough to my real name at any rate.

[oops_itwasacult]

That's ace.

So seriously. Dragonheart. I'm gonna track down a copy.

[eighttotwelve]

Very well then. When you do, I would be willing to join you to watch it.

[oops_itwasacult]

Yes! Get to hang out with a dragon and do dragon things.

[eighttotwelve]

I'll get my pile of gold.