[Well here's that weird engineer again, the deep, robotic voice filter distortion cracking over the feed with barely restrained annoyance.]
Hey so uhh. Wanted to say sorry for what happened a week ago I was kind of stressed. I'm still stressed but I'm shooting for sixty-percent less f-bombs, so bear with me here
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I'm a retired assassin, if you need to know that.
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Whoa. Wait. So you're an assassin dragon. That's the most badass thing I think I've ever heard. How does one become a retired assassin, anyway? Do you just wake up one day and say to yourself;
'I've snapped enough necks, thanks.'?
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Obviously.
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That is deep.
Blew my mind, dragon-man. Blew my mind.
Hey can I call you Draco...? Or Sean Connery? I know it's an old movie but it's like. The best thing...
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I have never seen the film you are referencing.
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You haven't seen Dragonheart? I guess it is severely out-dated. Still good, though. You should see it. It's really amazing- and then you'd understand. I'll show it to you if I find a copy. You just have to promise not to sex me up and then gut me. I'm not into those kinds of shenanigans.
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I'll take your word for--
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By the way, your name is gonna be Thanatos. Your welcome. It's appropriately badass.
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So seriously. Dragonheart. I'm gonna track down a copy.
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