006: [Video]

[originaljoe]

[As usual, Joe is smiling into the camera as the video begins. Anyone looking at the background can see some scenery familiar to just about everyone, Joe is near the entrance to the junkyard.]Hey everybody. I figured it was high time I stopped just relaxin' at home or takin' walks and finally went back ta workin' on my little project. Its time I

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[feartheclown]

What all exactly would I be lookin' for?

[originaljoe]

Well parts mostly. A frame shouldn't be too hard ta make here so an engine and tires. If its a gas engine or somethin' similar we'd need a tank too.

[feartheclown]

...Shit, I still wouldn't even know where to start.

What sorta tires?

[originaljoe]

They just got ta be big enough. Can't have somethin' thin like bike tires or the thing'll never keep balance.

[It now hits Joe that this isn't the Gamzee he usually talks to.]

Oh right, the name's Joe.

[feartheclown]

Gamzee.

You're a friend of Eridan's, ain't you?

[originaljoe]

Gamzee huh?

Yeah you could say that. He lives with me an Proto. Good kid.

[feartheclown]

He mentioned you, I think.

And yeah, he is. Heh. Most of the time.

[It's a little refreshing to hear from someone who didn't go on about how much of a douche he was.]

[originaljoe]

Well I'd hope so. I take it you're a friend a his as well then?

[The feeling is mutual, Joe thought he'd never hear a troll say anything good about Eridan till now.]

[feartheclown]

I'm his moirail.

[There's a big difference there, man.]

[originaljoe]

Right, one a those troll relationships. I didn't pay much attention when it was explained ta me.

Care ta explain?

[feartheclown]

And you'll pay attention now when you didn't before?

[Gamzee rolls his eyes.] It's a motherfucker that serves as a balance to you. You keep each other in line.

[originaljoe]

Kind a matters more now, so yeah.

Oh so the guy who tells ya ta cool off rather than start a fight? Had a friend like that once.

[feartheclown]

More than that, really. An auspistice can do that too.

A moirail is usually a necessity for a troll, sometimes more important than a matesprit or kismesis.

[originaljoe]

Well then, I'm glad you're Eridan's. Kid needs someone in his life.

[feartheclown]

Every motherfucker does.

But yeah. Him more than some.

[originaljoe]

Especially with how most a you trolls treat him. Not talkin' about you a course since you don't seem ta have a problem with him.