Open then filtered.

[nobleleader]

[ Open stuff, for once, herpderp, rather than filters errywhur. ]

Considering the state of events currently with the teleporters, I believe it goes unsaid that there is potential danger in them. If there is anyone here who finds themselves lacking a form similar to one they had, or who needs assistance, feel free to contact myself or any other

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video;

[blackcatjiji]

I need a favor.

video;

[nobleleader]

What is it?

video;

[blackcatjiji]

If I go through a teleporter, and come back as a dog, I want you to shoot me.

video; fucking aim, idek.

[nobleleader]

...Don't use teleporters.

video; awwww

[blackcatjiji]

Yeah, but. What if I have to? Are you really gonna make me go ask Kat about this? That's mean.

video; i'm sliding to bed anyway. they get forwarded to my phone so if you need something just lmk

[nobleleader]

If you have to, I would advise going back and forth through them until you're back to normal.

video; No, I just want to make random emoticons at you. Nothing vital. XD

[blackcatjiji]

Just how dumb do you think I am?

See if I ever depend on you in an emergency.

[Jiji shuts off the transmission in disgust.]

audio;

[huragokwhistler]

[Sorry, I can't help overhearing this bidness since I'm in Carter's head.]

... Jiji, you do know if we did that, you'd probably just come back through that teleporter as a dog again. Right?

audio;

[blackcatjiji]

[Oh my god, he did not think of that.]

...I knew that.

audio;

[huragokwhistler]

Then why did you ask Carter to shoot you?

[All the amused, man. All of it.]

audio;

[blackcatjiji]

...well, it's pretty complicated. You shouldn't wo-

[No, that's stupid, let's try again. This time, a lie:]

Do you have any idea how much I dislike dogs?

audio;

[huragokwhistler]

[For his part, Rookie isn't laughing at least.]

Oh, I get it. You loathe dogs. But the best way to stop being a dog if you get turned into one is still Carter's suggestion, right?

[LOGIC]

audio;

[blackcatjiji]

Excuse me, I'm trying to be dramatic, here! Do you mind-

[Wait. ....it can't be...]

You already turned into something, didn't you.

audio;

[huragokwhistler]

[So much grinning right now. Even if nobody can see it.]

If it helps, I'm not a dog.

[Much as making his friends throw sticks for him would be hilarious.]

audio;

[blackcatjiji]

[lol so dry:]

Well, for your information, it doesn't.

audio;

[huragokwhistler]

Won't be cooking for a while, I know. But this isn't so bad.
Get to learn a few things. You know, walk a mile in someone else's shoes.

[Literally. He can feel when Carter moves, it is so trippy.]